Pet hates.

[waltjnr 8,208]

3 minutes ago, eastcoast said:

Walked past a grown man standing at a bus stop this morning who was wearing a baseball cap. Grown men wearing baseball caps is a pet hate of mine but get that many like them, each to their own. This was a proper bobby dazzler though, blood red with a black prancing horse logo on it. He was waiting for a bus wearing a Ferrari hat. FFS man!

Hoodies,caps,specially when driving, utter c u n t s 

[chartpolski 28,402]

7 hours ago, TOMO said:

Come on mate you don't need a doctor....that's what this site is for....we're all experts on here at everything...including medicine 

That’s just reminded me of when my missus returned from a long haul flight and her wrist was seriously swollen and painful.

I took her straight to A & E and the duty doctor said” what have we here ?”

I said “my diagnosis is carpal tunnel cartilage swelling putting pressure on the median nerve and blood supply veins”. 
He looked shocked and said “yes , yes, what treatment do you suggest ?”

I said “ how would I know ? It was just a wild guess, I’m not a doctor !”

That was my wife’s cue to give me an elbow in the ribs and suggest I leave the room

As it happens, my diagnosis was absolutely correct, and a small operation cured the problem !

I could probably have performed the procedure using a Stanley knife but probably best to leave it to the professionals

Cheers.

Edited yesterday at 18:57 by chartpolski

[mitre 375]

Our dad. Had the same back in the 80s such a game he had to get sorted out by our one of our GPS got it down to something else as say a knife to slack off the pressure and stitches in his hand and 6 weeks of our mother wiping his arse

[eastcoast 4,609]

On 03/10/2025 at 10:12, WILF said:

I’ll add that rural ireland seems to have an inordinate amount of people in their 50s and 60s who stink of shit and look like they have never had a wash ever ! ……..it’s f***ing howling !

So that's rural Ireland struck off the list of places to enjoy the final 3rd of my life. Sounds like Gateshead! Cheers WILF. 

[neil r 1,964]

Road works with nobody working on them . The main culprits round here is usually a company called cadent who’s specialty is seemingly digging the main entrance/exit routes in to local towns causing absolute chaos for weeks and sometimes longer and then only having the odd person working on them once in a blue moon 

[TOMO 29,171]

13 hours ago, chartpolski said:

That’s just reminded me of when my missus returned from a long haul flight and her wrist was seriously swollen and painful.

I took her straight to A & E and the duty doctor said” what have we here ?”

I said “my diagnosis is carpal tunnel cartilage swelling putting pressure on the median nerve and blood supply veins”. 
He looked shocked and said “yes , yes, what treatment do you suggest ?”

I said “ how would I know ? It was just a wild guess, I’m not a doctor !”

That was my wife’s cue to give me an elbow in the ribs and suggest I leave the room

As it happens, my diagnosis was absolutely correct, and a small operation cured the problem !

I could probably have performed the procedure using a Stanley knife but probably best to leave it to the professionals

Cheers.

About 10 year ago I slipped getting over a stone wall up the dales..ferret box bashed my hand against the wall..and my ring finger swelled up....by lunch time it was throbbing so I bailed out ....it had calmed down next day...but still hurting after loads of nagging by her indoors...I went to A and E....nurse looked at it says we send you for an exray see if it's broke.......broke I says it's not broke....she replies well we just check to make sure.....look I says I'm telling you it's not broke....I've broke both arms in my youth...and numerous knuckles in my hands....its not broke I'm telling you....

Yep it was broke in 3 places...lol

[chartpolski 28,402]

2 minutes ago, TOMO said:

About 10 year ago I slipped getting over a stone wall up the dales..ferret box bashed my hand against the wall..and my ring finger swelled up....by lunch time it was throbbing so I bailed out ....it had calmed down next day...but still hurting after loads of nagging by her indoors...I went to A and E....nurse looked at it says we send you for an exray see if it's broke.......broke I says it's not broke....she replies well we just check to make sure.....look I says I'm telling you it's not broke....I've broke both arms in my youth...and numerous knuckles in my hands....its not broke I'm telling you....

Yep it was broke in 3 places...lol

You should have asked me !

Cheers.

[Astanley 11,671]

1 hour ago, TOMO said:

About 10 year ago I slipped getting over a stone wall up the dales..ferret box bashed my hand against the wall..and my ring finger swelled up....by lunch time it was throbbing so I bailed out ....it had calmed down next day...but still hurting after loads of nagging by her indoors...I went to A and E....nurse looked at it says we send you for an exray see if it's broke.......broke I says it's not broke....she replies well we just check to make sure.....look I says I'm telling you it's not broke....I've broke both arms in my youth...and numerous knuckles in my hands....its not broke I'm telling you....

Yep it was broke in 3 places...lol

Moral of the story ......let go of the fkn greggs bag when climbing walls .

[pesky1972 5,673]

Heard some English guy use the term ‘baby mother’ the other day, in a take on the American ‘baby mama’.

Just fcking stop please.

[mushroom 14,199]

20 hours ago, chartpolski said:

That’s just reminded me of when my missus returned from a long haul flight and her wrist was seriously swollen and painful.

I took her straight to A & E and the duty doctor said” what have we here ?”

I said “my diagnosis is carpal tunnel cartilage swelling putting pressure on the median nerve and blood supply veins”. 
He looked shocked and said “yes , yes, what treatment do you suggest ?”

I said “ how would I know ? It was just a wild guess, I’m not a doctor !”

That was my wife’s cue to give me an elbow in the ribs and suggest I leave the room

As it happens, my diagnosis was absolutely correct, and a small operation cured the problem !

I could probably have performed the procedure using a Stanley knife but probably best to leave it to the professionals

Cheers.

FFS mate lol

The cnut's at MediaMarkt customer service and that tw@t the said I was scamming, Infront of people. Gets right up my goat.. 

[littlefish 598]

20 hours ago, eastcoast said:

Walked past a grown man standing at a bus stop this morning who was wearing a baseball cap. Grown men wearing baseball caps is a pet hate of mine but get that many like them, each to their own. This was a proper bobby dazzler though, blood red with a black prancing horse logo on it. He was waiting for a bus wearing a Ferrari hat. FFS man!

Baseball caps are good to keep your glasses clear in the rain........lol!

[shaaark 11,519]

21 hours ago, mitre said:

Our dad. Had the same back in the 80s such a game he had to get sorted out by our one of our GPS got it down to something else as say a knife to slack off the pressure and stitches in his hand and 6 weeks of our mother wiping his arse

Wise words.

Oss

[Borr 8,154]

Currently tech, accountant got me downloading all sorts as of next year have to do returns quarterly, I go on a computer once a year normally,basically a bank account and quick books but I tried several others it's done my head in missus took over in the end I'm sure I'll get used to it over time, but it fried my brain...the last company had me on two other apps , got apps for finding digs apps for trains apps for everything, last site I was on most of the staff are walking around staring at their phone even seen forklift drivers driving whilst scrolling it's madness

While I'm at it loyalty cards for every bloody shop so I don't bother unless I'm doing a massive shop. Even maccy d asked if I've ordered on the app , it's ridiculous. I've got to have the phone but I've also gone back to a wallet (a real one) for cash and cards. 

[Bangersanmash 5,523]

When a tell people to pull my finger and they just look at me gone out. Wankers. 

[WILF 50,978]

2 hours ago, pesky1972 said:

Heard some English guy use the term ‘baby mother’ the other day, in a take on the American ‘baby mama’.

Just fcking stop please.

White blokes that want to talk like wogs……f***ing does me in…..innit! lol