Bosun11 537 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 My Great Aunt Anne when we sneezed would say 'god bless' followed by 'said the woman as she peed in the river'. And i am as puzzled by it now, as i was back then....! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,966 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 My grandma came out with one earlier "if you ever grew up you'd be daft" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 someone cross eyed: Skens like a basket of whelps/whelks, never knew which one tbh but suspect whelps Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
torchey 1,202 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 I,ve got enough here to shampoo a buffalo If your arse was the size of your mouth your guts would drop out Does the carpet match the curtains Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Goodcat 69 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Brilliant thread! There's some said that I haven't heard for year's, very nostalgic and they still don't make much sense now :-) If I asked where something was "it's up Jacks arse and round the corner"? A fairly good looking girl "I'd rather be up her than down a well" or "I'd rather feel her than feel sick" A nutty person "as mad as a shithouse rat" A skinny bloke "put your top back on, you remind me of a biafran" When it's really hot "Sweating streams" fair enough, "Sweating cobs"? Wtf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Goodcat 69 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 If an old person had a wrinkles they were called "minge face" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,620 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Bad teeth = teeth like a Halloween cake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grompz 703 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 you have got a kind sort of face, the kind i would like to kick, pick your window your leaving. shes got a face like a hard winter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FairLead 19 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Feck me, one more wrinkle in that forehead.. and you'll be able to screw your feckin cap on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FairLead 19 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 She got a body like Baywatch. .face like fckin Crimewatch 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
offtheradar 175 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Some crackers on here, how about 'as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit' or if someone is crap at something then 'he looks like Elton John playing with a fanny' Keep them coming Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flacko 1,732 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Chassis good the cab fecked, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flacko 1,732 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 My mates sayin on fit ruff birds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Your as hard as the shit I had last night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grompz 703 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 last time i saw a face like yours tarzan was throwing coconuts at it, last time i seen a body like yours there was a harpoon in its side, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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