Chicken_man 1,651 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 With patients, and perseverance, you can piss a hole through a stone :-) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicken_man 1,651 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 If ever I did owt wrong, mi mam always said, I'll knock you into middle of next week, if you do that again :-) 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,986 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 One I use on my hod carrier as he'd s bullshitter.' I know your bullshitting us Paul your lips are moving" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,986 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 A lazy person my grandad ssy.he'd shit the bed awake that boy. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,600 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 If someone asks if I'm warm reply - Sweating like a whore in a church Someone thinks they're buff reply - Seen more muscles on the beach If someone's useless then I'll be telling them they are - As much use as tits on a boar 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,600 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 If ever I did owt wrong, mi mam always said, I'll knock you into middle of next week, if you do that again :-) blast from past. I used to get that as we'll lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicken_man 1,651 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Mi mam would also say, sit down before I knock you down :-) Would get arrested these days for these sayings :-) Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,983 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 One I use on my hod carrier as he'd s bullshitter.' I know your bullshitting us Paul your lips are moving" I know a labourer called Paul that lies non stop too, we call him Paulshit haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 My Dad, referring to his best mate's breath - "His breath would knock the fleas off a hedgehog". My Dad when he didn't want to do something - "Let's not and say we did". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,983 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Your nuttier than squirrel shit!! What's for dinner ? Shit and sugar She's got teeth like a row of bombed houses Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicken_man 1,651 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 I'll do it faster than you can say Jack Robinson :-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicken_man 1,651 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 I'll wipe that smirk clean off your face in a minute :-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 She could eat an apple through a tennis racket. Face like a kicked in shitbin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicken_man 1,651 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 She could eat an apple through a tennis racket. Face like a kicked in shitbin. Lol :-) These are all so familiar. Great thread.Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,389 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 He would fuk a fly in flight he would fuk a hedgehog soft side up I could eat a scabby dog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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