kanny 19,398 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 When your thirsty ....I've got a tongue like gandi's flipflop Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Couldnt pull the socks off a dead man How longs piece of string If you go in a house you dont enter through the windows Its all quiete here even the liars are telling the truth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Hows your father Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nighteyes 275 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 My old man ,If your brain was made of dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off , he could smoke a cigar in the shower with that nose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 If someone's pushing their luck with you,,,,,do you like your teeth, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runem 533 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink... If you put a kitten with a litter of puppies it doesnt make it a dog. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Face like a slapped arse 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Them boys have balls on them like Bengali tigers, Man about dog 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Il hit you that hard your grandson will feel it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runem 533 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Couldnt catch a cold . couldnt trap in a brothel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,966 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Shaking like a shitting dog. They're all snakes with tits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,190 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 You couldn't knock snow off a rope, She's got a face like a bulldog sucking on a lemon/chewing a wasp A face like a rottweiler getting stuck into a bowl full of cream. He/she was born at the top of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down then the da beat them around the place with a shovel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Another big nose one..... "You could smoke a cigar in the shower and no get the b*****d wet" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,398 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 I was in baghdad when you was in yer dad's bag face like a bulldog licking a piss soaked thistle she looks like Winston Churchill in drag Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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