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mel b

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  1. mel b

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    He'd be on it like a tramp on hot chips .
  2. mel b

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    You're right mate. .... I like a big ass to pummel as well .
  3. mel b

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    I can only agree with that one mate
  4. I'm not too sure about that purple mashed potato mack .
  5. mel b

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    That's no excuse not to shag it , but you wouldn't wanna marry it .
  6. You spotted macks olive hole. Not me .
  7. Nothing at all . I just have a very innocent mind , and hadn't noticed it
  8. I hadn't noticed until you mentioned it .
  9. mel b

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    These things always amaze me. How can someone with such obvious intelligence, be such a fuckwit ?.
  10. Don't be so hard on your self mate , you're not scum , you're just riff raff .
  11. Theirs definitely enough to go around
  12. I always offer to buy them food, but I won't give them cash either.
  13. I would if she wasn't built like a sumo wrestler , with the attitude of a rottweiler .
  14. Bloody show off !. Mine gets a kick up the arse when she's down !.
  15. He has me in bits . He's a modern day les Dawson.
  16. That's the problem with a woodland. You buy it to just sit in and relax , but little by little, it becomes a full time job , that you have to fit in around your other full time job . At least most of it is pretty enjoyable .
  17. I've been clearing the bracken from a couple of spots at my place . I've been doing it about three times a year , for about five years . It seems to have pretty much stopped it now though . I wanted to do more , but on the really steep parts , the juice just ain't worth the squeeze. What will you be planting ?. If you want , oak , Hazel, Holly, rowan . You're more than welcome to pop up and get as many saplings as you want . I put in a few sweet chestnuts , but the farmers sheep got in and ate the lot. The fuckers did the same with the Tenby daffodils. I've got a co
  18. You've been busy grafting again dude. Strimming bracken is hard going at this time of year. I'll be doing a bit of strimming next weekend, and opening up a trail across the side of a steep hill , to make my shooting range easier to access. I'll be doing a 100yrd path , but I'll be using a rotavaor . That really takes the sting out of it.
  19. Oh no , jeemes hit the olive trigger .
  20. You do some fantastic looking work stav .
  21. If ever you stand for president of the whole world. I'm voting for you mate .
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