I spend the majority of my life dressed like a tramp. I'm either wearing my binman uniform, or , camo jogging bottoms , and a camo t-shirt. If I need to look respectable , I'll wear moleskin trousers , and a countryman shirt . I wear a suit for weddings and funerals. It's the same suit , but I wear a black tie for funerals , and a coloured tie for weddings. I live in boots , but have one pair of black shoes , that match my black suit.
Thinking about it , I'm a bit of a scruffy c**t really .