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mel b

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  1. A raconteur of note sir . The hunting life's very own William Shakespeare.
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    Pet hates.

    You paint a wonderful picture wilf
  3. I spend the majority of my life dressed like a tramp. I'm either wearing my binman uniform, or , camo jogging bottoms , and a camo t-shirt. If I need to look respectable , I'll wear moleskin trousers , and a countryman shirt . I wear a suit for weddings and funerals. It's the same suit , but I wear a black tie for funerals , and a coloured tie for weddings. I live in boots , but have one pair of black shoes , that match my black suit. Thinking about it , I'm a bit of a scruffy c**t really .
  4. I'm looking at those tiles behind you , and thinking that you're outside a public toilet, waiting for a client .
  5. Diversity is our strength . Whoever said that really needs to get f****d.
  6. I'm sorry for your loss juke. Your cousin Eddie sounds like a proper good Lad mate.
  7. Please excuse me if I've ever said anything insensitive in the past tomo . I never realised that you were a homosexual mate .
  8. I know it's a terrible pic, but I didn't intend putting it on here. It's a quarter pounder burger , but it looks massive because it's on a side plate. It's pheasant, bacon , and black pudding, with an egg in the middle, and grilled mature cheddar on top. It was feckin delicious .
  9. You would though , wouldn't you ? .
  10. mel b

    Trump.

    Yep. He's the kind of politician that you could stand behind.
  11. mel b

    Trump.

    They were criminals . They were trying to enter illegally. Top marks to trump and his guys . The man is a f***ing hero
  12. mel b

    Trump.

    Absolutely top marks. Trump is doing exactly what he said he'd do .
  13. Those jocks all look the same to me .
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