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  1. Blackbriar
    .......and a super-moon that night. .......and it's the spring equinox. Do you think I watch Carol Kirkwood too much ??
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    You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack.........

    1. bunny tickler

      bunny tickler

      on the road to nowhere

       

    2. low plains drifter

      low plains drifter

      With a 1980's vintage spudgun

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    Tv Series

    Blackbriar replied to dare's topic in General Talk

    And it's called............?
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    A slavering pervert called Benny Sought pleasure in Abergavenny. On many grass verges He shared bestial urges - His girlfriends were woollen and many !!
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    There once was a boy named Trevor, Who was fat, but incredibly clever. One fateful day, He announced he was gay And his family disowned him for ever. Does that one pass the Chid21 test........... ??
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    Yes certainly open the front cover read until the back page - its all bollocks
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    The doctor said to me "Say aaah!". I said " Why?" He said " My dog died yesterday."

    1. walshie

      walshie

      Quit recycling my "A" material. lol

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Sounds like one of Tommy Cooper's, I reckon ?

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    Happy Tuesday........... !
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    Thats Not a limerick You're right - I've just seen it. Apologies ! Should be a new line after "behind". I'll go to the bottom of the class........
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    Thats Not a limerick Post removed.......
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    On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, for the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille ! There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose wife had a ..............maybe not !
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    Happy Saint Patrick's Day ! And don't overdo it tonight - the dogs need walking in the morning !
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    Took the wife out for an Indian yesterday. Well, there's no room for sentiment when you're a hit-man !!

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    You couldn't make it up ! http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/smelly-poo-forces-dubaibound-flight-to-turn-back-to-heathrow-10108366.html
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    Diets

    Blackbriar replied to neems's topic in General Talk

    I follow the whole food diet......... the whole packet of biscuits, the whole bottle of Coke, the whole packet of popcorn........
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    If we sacked everyone who ever had a row with a colleague, I'd have lost almost every job I've ever had.............. !
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    For dinner ?
  19. Blackbriar
    Could be English wildlife settling into their second homes ?
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    This is how to question a politician. Paxman runs the whole gammet from anger and boredom to frustration and outright scornful. This must have been the longest 8 minutes of Chloe Smith's life...... https://youtu.be/aqiFr0uppVk
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    It's not a question of giving a straight 'yes' or 'no' - the situation is much more complicated than that, and I'd be foolish to be pushed into a sound bite answer. I'm certainly not going to make any predictions until I receive the full report from the Permanent Under-private Assistant Secretary Commissioner's sub- committee. The fact of the matter, and let's be clear on this, is that the coalition's policy of not answering questions is well above our own predicted targets, and we have no plans to adopt European proposals on reducing answer-evasion during the life of this parliament.
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    Just a thought........ Would there be all this outcry if John Craven or Terry Wogan had ALLEGEDLY punched someone ?
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    The most outrageous comparison you've ever heard.....? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11473066/BBC-boss-likens-Jeremy-Clarkson-to-Jimmy-Savile-after-establishment-support.html
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    ..........
  25. Blackbriar
    Try looping the 1745 and using 9.5mm steel bearings
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