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  1. Is that the current muslim year Its 5775, if you're Jewish,2071 if you're a Hindu,1473(ish) if you're a Sikh,2558 if you're a Buddhist, 1850 if you're in Brussels or about 10 to 7, if you're British !
  2. I remembered ! Glad I haven't got a head like you, Mo - well, blonde hair wouldn't suit me!
  3. I couldn't do it,mate, as I'm already something of a cult figure ! I think they said 'cult'.....??
  4. Or Carol Vorderman could do it......"Top Rear" ! Or Gazza could do it......"Top Beer" ! (There'll be more, you see !) Or even top tears Christopher Lee could do "Top Fear"....... A survival expert could do " Top Mears "....... Or Prime Minister's Questions could become " Top Jeers"........ Or.......you get the idea with that ! I'll get my coat !
  5. Or Carol Vorderman could do it......"Top Rear" ! Or Gazza could do it......"Top Beer" ! (There'll be more, you see !)
  6. I was trying to pretend it was before my time ....besides which i didnt want to appear too biased towards London shows "before my time" goes back further than yours The Army Game spin off from above Bootsie and Snudge Hancocks Half Hour Harry Worth Are You Being Served as for getting away with it Captain Pugwash had a character by the name of Seaman Stains and that was a kids programme Y.I.S Leeview Sadly, Master Bates and Seaman Staynes are only urban myths. Shame,really!
  7. As if to prove that religious tolerance is a one-way street..... http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/gay-marriage-cake-row-stand-firm-gay-rights-storm-christian-bb-proprietors-urge-bakery-30416800.html
  8. Used to like it on Brush Strokes when the boss (Lionel?) called Jacko to his office - "Come in. Sit down............You're sacked - get out!" I saw an episode of George and Mildred the other week. I have to say I'd forgotten how good Yootha Joyce was !
  9. If it involves his bodily functions I'm not sure I want to know.............
  10. It could be worse..,..he could be caught with your trousers down !!
  11. "Four candles.........."
  12. ITV3 run the likes of Rising Damp, On the Buses,George and Mildred,Man About the House and Duty Free (the longest 2 week holiday ever !), as well as regular showings of the Carry On's. Now there's proper family viewing, never mind all that Ant and Dec nonsense !
  13. Nice one Walshie ! I was laughing before he played a note...........a comedy genius, no less.
  14. There will never be another Les Dawson.... or Leonard Rossiter ........ or Tommy Cooper ..... or Frankie Howerd ........ I could go on ..........
  15. I hope i am wrong tbh mate, but i don't think so, when you have a good look at things this country has been de constructed bit by bit for about 30 years, we don't own our own resources, we can't make our own laws without clearing it with Brussels, the population has been divided by multiculturalism, all the party's have run the NHS, education and welfare state into the ground, all good things if not abused. Just my opinion, but i reckon they're going for "mini America" were not that far off now really, the biggest threat is the NHS, its going to be used as a weapon against us shortly, much l
  16. Just like in every echelon of society? How many thieves, liars, rapists, child molesters and murderers have been put away thanks to honest policing? If you got burgled, car got stolen, Mrs or kids got attacked would you call the police? There's bad people everywhere Dave. Sometimes you have to trust someone. sweeping serious crimes under the carpet to protect informers isn't in there job description but they do it every day..there not to be trusted If they're "not to be trusted", you'd better hope you never get burgled, robbed, assaulted or have your car stolen mate !
  17. Strollin' along,minding my own business......

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      I give up Dytkos............

    2. MoChara

      MoChara

      I got it bloody right didn't i. Can't win lol

    3. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      You did get it right Mo. I'll enter you into my special prize draw.........

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  18. Sup up your beer and collect your fags,there's a row going on down near Slough........

    1. dytkos

      dytkos

      pick up your mat and pray to the West......

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Nearly got it that time Dytkos !

    3. dytkos

      dytkos

      f****n Mods LOL

       

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  19. When they kick at your front door,how you gonna come ?

    1. Bosun11

      Bosun11

      With your hands on your head..

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      When the law break in, how you gonna go ?

  20. I too was under the impression that brown rats are on general license, but blacks not. Lets ask Matt........
  21. Stafford - loyal,brave but good with kids ! Easy to get hold of, too.
  22. Is that an R10 22 J.B blueprint + sidewinder 30 4-16 X 50 + Nutshot mod ? And,unless I'm mistaken, an Ultre SE Ratworks tenched with a Falcon 4-14 X 44 and Hubb shroud ? Seriously, a couple of chaps I know shoot Hatsans (Galatian and an AT44), and both swear by them ! The Galatian is the full-fat .25 version - not much gets up from that!
  23. Blackbriar

    Oh Dear

    Like an officer in the Army she is responsible for the actions of her staff. So, if I fiddle my expenses, my boss will also get the boot ?
  24. Blackbriar

    Oh Dear

    I'm not quite sure why the MEP hasbeeny suspended, when it wasn't her that tried to fiddle her expenses........
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