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low plains drifter

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  1. Get on this you pack of pepperami munching dossers, I bet you haven't had a fraction of the casseroles and game pies this fat waster and his veteran has enjoyed Grrrrrr Grrrrrrr
  2. Champion mate Have you not got any runners these days?, the deer whip greys looked the business
  3. We're of the same genus I accept your friend request
  4. Jesus Christ Superstar Came down to earth on a Yamaha Pulled a skid Killed a kid Knocked his balls off a dustbin lid
  5. Daytime lamping or stay at home, incidentally I can see the roosting pheasants perched in the heaviest of spruce courtesy of dusk carrot consumption by dint of lightly par boiling in cold pressed salmon oil
  6. I woke at 2.43 this afternoon whilst at work Didn't know where I was Thought I had slept in and was still in the woods, and was going to get sacked It was rascal
  7. I hear cervid valium is going to be administered by high velocity tranquilliser 308s to combat the likelyhood of PTSD post near misses
  8. Mechanic recommends Touareg, said he'd been all over Europe in his, and good for towing, I've just got a Rav4 2.2 d4d it goes like a rocket and pulls straight out of the mud in road tyres, but had check engine and 4x4 system lights come on other day, mechanic says get on fast road drop down to 3rd gear and boot it for 5-10 mile could be injector sticking
  9. None, I'm riving on building up the dead hedges for the nesters
  10. He's giving you the sly eye there He knows what he's doing Wait til our Mooch gets the warm water on this, that'll make him sick Grrrrrrr Grrrrrrr
  11. This reminds me, I've still got all 8 Treasures of the morning plates wrapped up in paper, and I staunchly believe Black Neck is a closet connoisseur of Clarice Cliff
  12. Did you go all out eastern bloc freelance assassin mercenary down the blower?
  13. Grinning slyly as the metro left for Longbenton
  14. Is that Jobby? The waiter's had a chit in the cus turd
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