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low plains drifter

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  1. So a cockapoopoo 3/4poodle 1/4 poo You've removed your cock
  2. Know a lad who applies that realtree nail varnish before he runs his bitch
  3. They are the Destroying Angel, you will feel very ill, then better, then expire
  4. You nip the points off the nail, then maintain them at the desired length
  5. I went into the chemist once, and asked for friars balsam
  6. Do you know anything about these type of dogs or what ?, all you have to do is lay your donkey jacket on the ground, then when you return six hours later he'll be waiting with a dinner for you
  7. " No thank you Turkish i'm sweet enough"
  8. Would'nt mind trying ballroom dancing myselfHave a bash at salsa it's more fun Just been confirmed Saturday we're off up a 2600m peak... What's that for the extreme ironing event ?
  9. Seen a very well put together galgo the other week (still had the snipey nose though lol) but the body was wow and the guy tells me that he only feeds the biscuits from the supermarket Met a woman a few weeks ago with a galgo that she'd rescued after working at a rescue centre in spain, nice strong looking dog he was
  10. Would'nt mind trying ballroom dancing myself
  11. Good stuff that, i used it when i wanted to put a bit more back on one of my dogs, just added a little amount to the normal feed three times a week, a sack lasts a long time aswell
  12. Familiarity breeds contempt, give a saluki cross an inch, and they'll take a county, when my bitch was young i would let her go say fifty yards ahead when out walking then i'd stand behind a tree and when she looked back to see i was'nt there she would panic and run back looking for me, even now at 29 months she will look back every now and then before going too far, but these types are bred for serious running, and a high prey drive coupled with a big engine does'nt really lend itself to a constant at heal companion
  13. I worked in the greyhound kennels at brough park in the early nineties, and they were fed on a mixture of red meat, dry food, bread, two powders went into the mix, one was white and the other black, at a guess i would say they were bonemeal and charcoal, but could have been something else, this all went into a metal dustbin, which then went under a boiling pot full of meaty marrow bones, and when the tap was turned a light gravy came out, and the dogs were fed while it was piping hot and the food was well soaked, never saw any cowpats in their paddocks either
  14. No need for extreme measures, all you need is to fit the hannibal lecter muzzle, then the strait jacket, and chain him onto a sack barrow, then wheel him out for some low profile hedgerow mouching
  15. Swap the pasta to lard and live the dream
  16. They are'nt bred for bumming round the back streets of Barcelona with a gigolo mincer type, they need to be out over the windy land to get the best out of them
  17. On the menu tonight was plenty of turkey with bones followed by supadog active with a few slices of lard
  18. Could be Gregor fisher for all i know, i cannot see on this tiny phone screen ha ha
  19. Are you on commission mate ? He owns the company..!! Does he offer a discount for THL members ?
  20. The windproof smock is supposed to be good paired up with a paramo hoodie and works like their waterproof jackets so i hear, less to pay aswell, and it's a good idea to treat even newly bought paramo gear with the nikwax
  21. Two days, that's quick, did'nt think it would finish fermenting that soon, the normal forty pint kits need a week or more
  22. Deer can drop you right in it sometimes, and the population is rising
  23. Twenty minutes every night for a while, and he'll be the king
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