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  1. low plains drifter
    I prefer to fit a goat bell and keep a low profile
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    And here's me thinking you were supposed to just lob them in the ditch, gonna have to stop watching them dvd's and get me a catty and a pyrex dish
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    not offended at all squire, just mildly entertained oh just all that straight line stuff pal I never touch the straight line stuff. Makes me sneezeIt's old hat anyway the snuff, it's all about the sloe gin these days
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    How would they go about finding your adress over this? With a phone not being registered to ones self ? They'd get Sherlock Bond on the case with his van full of radars, scanners and pouches of baccy. Just keep an eye out for a deerstalker,tuxedo wearing transit van driver
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    A lad at work had to go commando on tuesday nightshift after shitting his duds
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    Aye but only if you're in the photo sporting your leotard, cape and webley tempest
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    The Great North Run if i can detach my fat spotty keister from the daybed and get some training done
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    Chalk marks on walls, and drive by transit vans
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    Think it's more about romance and people wanting to recreate the smithfield type into a living legend, walking miracle, eighth wonder of the world and local hero
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    Good companion dog for when you go to the club to play dominoes
  11. low plains drifter
    Moose, Bison and Gazelle would'nt go amiss either
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    Oral presentation lol, i'll have to request one of them
  13. low plains drifter
    top order lol
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    Well get a few pounds bagged up and send them up to antg the lad's got a thirst on here
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    Police force has got it's fair share of power tripping hammerheads, had the misfortune to meet one or two of them myself
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    3 cars within 10 minutes, to protect a few scabby myxies looks like the geordie coppers have got their priorities in orderIts not just scabby rabbits its Hares its Deer its trespass possibly armed Its Rural crime not saying the lads in the car were also thieves but in an area where there has been plenty of Farm thefts the police have a duty to respond Plus they were beside our pens 3 cars within 10 minutes, to protect a few scabby myxies looks like the geordie coppers have got their priorities in orderIts not just scabby rabbits its Hares its Deer its trespass possibly armed Its Rural crim
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    I would have all them weighed out into bags and put in the freezer mate after that I would do 1 a month Do you do a half and half mix of sloes and gin ? Bought a bottle of gordons sloe gin the other day after not finding any sloes the stuff is like benylin lol
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    3 cars within 10 minutes, to protect a few scabby myxies looks like the geordie coppers have got their priorities in order
  20. low plains drifter
    Did she ever get that petrol money she was after lol
  21. low plains drifter
    Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate
  22. low plains drifter

    Been reading Ditch Shitters blog there, stirling stirling

  23. low plains drifter
    I would'nt let you loose with a spudgun never mind a Colt 45After playing with a machine gun for a wee while, nowt else compares lol that's why I wouldn't own a gun. That and I'd end up having to bury wife and tell kids she ran away with a darkie lolAye I played operation wolf a bit in the 80's down at the plaza amusements, but what about this darkie he's not the same one you were trying to rope in to carry your rabbits is he haha I m still top of scoreboard in amusements. I'm not racist pal, any darkie will do There's a Richard prior lookalike with any empty pint pot shuffling around these
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    I would'nt let you loose with a spudgun never mind a Colt 45 After playing with a machine gun for a wee while, nowt else compares lol that's why I wouldn't own a gun. That and I'd end up having to bury wife and tell kids she ran away with a darkie lol Aye I played operation wolf a bit in the 80's down at the plaza amusements, but what about this darkie he's not the same one you were trying to rope in to carry your rabbits is he haha
  25. low plains drifter
    I would'nt let you loose with a spudgun never mind a Colt 45
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