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low plains drifter

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  1. I'll have it in exchange for 3 days hard labour courtesy of LurcherLad94, i hear he's a dab hand with a hedge trimmer
  2. Been having a look for some sloes today the blackthorn bushes up here in the north east have got nothing but leaves on them, does anyone know if this has been a poor year for them or what ?
  3. Be perfect for the soft bouncy silage fields, but only if brindle with a matching collar and from tried and tested bombproof mousing lines
  4. Nobody would ever believe you were poaching Meat, not strutting about in the clobber you wear That's the plan, if ever caught, plead insanity lol just ask them to help you back to the minibus I just start singing the song from singing in the rain and dancing about and they usually leave me be Is that with your skirt tucked into your knickers and wearing the big size 12 frog eye wellies You know me so well There's only one Mushroom T'fuuk I have muck boots not froggies I was refering to the friendly intimacy you share with Meat, but why would a spanish gigolo need any form of knee le
  5. A cold wind blows i think they call the dvd
  6. Try the Cluson PLR 500 rechargeable LED lamp, under 50 doubloons delivered from Ian Hodge and a pleasure to use
  7. Halogen ? Is'nt that what the troglodytes had, we've been using xenon bulbs for centuries lol
  8. The hunting act is an absolute cluster fukc, the fact that any part of it is brought into a courtroom shows the ignorance of anyone pushing for a prosecution involving that garbage
  9. part timer ye fat b*****ddid the local vicar slam the finger into you in Sunday school snapper.you seem very bitter. He's never been to church so it wasn't the vicar. But I heard 2 fellas used to come round his house when he was growing up. They said it was "extra curricular activity". One was Jimmy Saville and the other Michael Barrymore. Don't know what they wanted . Did gary glitter send them round
  10. 2 minuets....BOSH A [/size]minuet is an elegant and moderately-paced dance which has three even beats and regular tunes. The [/size]minuet became one of the dances to form part of a special set of dances, favoured by Bach amongst others, which is called the Dance Suite. [/size] [/size] [/size] [/size] ohhhhhhhh the shame of being made to look like a pillock by this pillock Dont you mean a pollick by this pillock lol
  11. We are a close and caring community, just imagine what it would be like if we all lived on the same estate No one would say anything .... Only make their mouths go on the internet I bet you've seen and heard some back stabbing up there in the lurcher capital of the world Bill
  12. We are a close and caring community, just imagine what it would be like if we all lived on the same estate
  13. no other lampers about at 4am f**k me they must all be early birds A lad on here once went lamping at 7. 30 p.m.
  14. Plenty sitting out in the fields at that time of morning, burping and farting with a belly full of crops
  15. Big Boots is the best because he's got wings
  16. Lucas 20/20 was one i can remember using and lamps off fishing trawlers and lads used to carry some heavy old batteries aswell some used big golf caddy batteries big heavy lumps 36 amp i think they were used to feel like your boots were round your knees at the end of the night, desperate times lol
  17. Just through interest what was grandads lamping set up? as opposed to days technology etc. whatever it was i bet it had better wiring than a feckin lightforce lol
  18. Dont suppose there was gangs of hammerheads driving the land and launching dogs out the windows back in them days either
  19. There is no excuse for shooting a dog, does'nt sound like there was any winners in this case certainly not the poor dog and old ironside will have a constant reminder of his cowardly actions
  20. What's a bucket of KFC? The last profit to be made from a battery hen
  21. What about the red filter that comes with the lamp, never tried mine yet it looks like a striker filter and they are a right fcuk on
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