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low plains drifter

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  1. Never show surprise, never lose your cool
  2. Did she mention if anything was to be done about bungalow negros?
  3. A Hornby train set would see you through
  4. I hear he's raided the piggy bank for a new pair of laser beam leggings ?
  5. Incidentally Owd Al aka The Bare Knuckle Champ was a small thin fella with a big nose and oversized bony hands worn from work and thin greying thatch like a scaled down version of Road Dahls BFG
  6. What hammerhead come up with 100 million?
  7. This reminds me of one day as a trainee landscape gardener summer of 2000/1, as we approached the Tyne tunnel from the south side they were checking a few vehicles, as I was crammed in the back of the fiesta van with owd Al, aka the bare Knuckle champ, Al piped up they'll think we're fuckun darkies with these sun tans we've got
  8. Open your eyes man, can't you see this is the original working kangaroo terrier pre show ring, pre ban, pre fuzzy wuzzy interference
  9. Dust carts and hi Vis akimbo ?
  10. Here DC, do you know that there is a fox hanging upside down in your man cave?
  11. Landlord is in demand, the kunts keep selling out of it You know?
  12. They steep their heads in moonshine They're like rock They'll leave your face looking like a butchers block
  13. 8.30 looks like a hillbilly Les Dawson
  14. I haven't mate, I bred one litter over fifteen years ago, but didn't continue with them
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