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low plains drifter

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  1. Top flight longdog Shooting news and crazy parachute bred?
  2. A drove of hares in the pasture tonight, good to see the population returning
  3. Entice him with an oak bark tanned partridge collaboration
  4. No whizz banger burgers on the menu then
  5. Slipknot at work was bad with Gout, he likes to munch daily on waggon wheels, Roysters, Nik naks, pasties, packets of laser beam turkey, ham etc all washed down with litres of neon coloured fizz, weekends of lager, cider, sloe gin
  6. A mere reprimanding, a second escapade resulting in capture, and you'll face the cook
  7. How you doing TC?, haven't seen you on for a while
  8. She'll have you muffing her out at this rate
  9. Well when I say eyebrows they were only skid marks left by some paraffin wiping his arse on your mask, but they were eyebrows to us
  10. Do you still include barbell squats in your fitness regimen?
  11. Splendid! Acquire a drone and a therapist
  12. Never heard of a shoe, we were so malnourished we only started growing from the eyebrows upwards
  13. Shut up you tart You know? Incidentally I'm having some wild turkey 101 with ginger beer
  14. Paradise If we even dreamt of malnourishment we would be snapped in half and used to make temporary shoe horns
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