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    We never had a sock, or a rolled up newspaper, and if anyone dared have a coat they'd been hit over back of head with heavy stone and tipped into canal
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    Spit roasted
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    Tramping the roads 3 o'clock this morning, after about 4 miles I was fierce clammy
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    Hong Kong Charlie scooter
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    He was infra dig at one time
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    Oh Vienna
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    We never had bones
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    Did he ask a friend if he could deploy the priest? Carp carp carp
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    Who ate that, Topcat?
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    This reminds me of Mark the beach warden A K A The Meerkat who tried to sell me his Toyota Avensis No fukkin bait he exclaimed as he sat at the table rooting through the empty packets, cling film and Tupperware boxes No fukkin bait I exclaim, you've just sat there for the last 20 minutes and inhaled enough calories to keep the Tynemouth branch of the Territorial Army in good spirits for the next three days Circa 2017 The end
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    Sap
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    Army softies?, I got a new pair for 15 sheets in medium, about 60 inch waist
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    He's a moderator, has no time for niceties, and crisps and lemonade have never passed his lips
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    We've boxed up the shoe clerks and sent them on their way
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    I've got a fat T shirt as well, but after removing sugar and pastry products from my diet I'm ebbing away steadily
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    You'll never squeeze into them
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    There's a walking group picks up near me, if anybody turns up wearing jeans they're refused on the coach, getting stuck in the fog on top of somewhere like the Lakeland fells without suitable clothing is asking for trouble
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    Folding firebox Heavy is good, heavy is reliable
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    You cannot go around banning all the one eyed toothless whores, that could put a chink in the armour of diversity, we must retain a level head concerning such matters
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    Never underestimate the allure of slowly thawing findus crispy pancakes
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    He who dares Rodders
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    Don your smock and sing the ballad of mallards and turnips
  25. low plains drifter
    You need to rock the pink bailer twine Heath Robinson lace, it's the very devil to remain fastened once moist though, even worse if first light wheat moist
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