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    Entice him with an oak bark tanned partridge collaboration
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    God love you
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    Loz Harrop makes a tidy little folder
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    No whizz banger burgers on the menu then
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    Slipknot at work was bad with Gout, he likes to munch daily on waggon wheels, Roysters, Nik naks, pasties, packets of laser beam turkey, ham etc all washed down with litres of neon coloured fizz, weekends of lager, cider, sloe gin
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    A mere reprimanding, a second escapade resulting in capture, and you'll face the cook
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    How you doing TC?, haven't seen you on for a while
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    Paradise
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    Are you Ditch Shitter?
  12. low plains drifter
    She'll have you muffing her out at this rate
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    Spit roasted
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    Keep the faith
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    German bight
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    Is that still going ahead?
  18. low plains drifter
    Well when I say eyebrows they were only skid marks left by some paraffin wiping his arse on your mask, but they were eyebrows to us
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    Do you still include barbell squats in your fitness regimen?
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    Splendid! Acquire a drone and a therapist
  21. low plains drifter
    Never heard of a shoe, we were so malnourished we only started growing from the eyebrows upwards
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    Shut up you tart You know? Incidentally I'm having some wild turkey 101 with ginger beer
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    Paradise If we even dreamt of malnourishment we would be snapped in half and used to make temporary shoe horns
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    You were lucky, we never had mice
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    There's a topic on about the fella who used to make the good quality collars and leads, I remember him making sloe gin and adding a tin of strawberries to the mix because he likes his on the sweet side, apart from the things I don't see or hear I don't miss much
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