You try doing the same when shes got one of 'her' programmes on and you're commiting the crime of the century.. I get it here, especially if the mother in law is round.. It's all right for her to yap and cackle her way through any programme I want to watch and its not interesting her, but I daren't so much as fart quietly when she's watching bloody eastenders or some animal rescue type programme in my own bloody front room...