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Malt

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  1. F**k em.. They got no legal right to charge you, any letter they send you is merely a letter asking you to pay an amount they'be decided they want you to pay because you've stayed longer than the 'agreed' time they say you can park there free of charge. It amounts to a breech of contract in a small claims court at the very most. Don't even acknowledge them, or if you are of the worrying persuasion and have a conscience, send them a cheque or postal order to cover the amount of time you parked there for. For example, if it costs 8 quid to park for 4 hours and you stayed there for half hour over
  2. Looks like some piece of kit, fair play!
  3. What was you shooting with Deker?
  4. I got the poison...

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      Malt

      I got the pulsating, rhythmical, remedy..

  5. Nice one! Will be getting on the grandad bus myself in about 3 weeks time!
  6. Was sat in a pub the other week, my mate is one for jokes and came out with: "What do you do if an epileptic is having a fit in the bath? Chuck in your dirty socks and pants!" Well the barman heard, went mental and banned my mate from the pub right there on the spot! One of the regulars came over and quietly explained that the barman had lost an epileptic son in the bath after a fit years ago. I said "Oh shit, hit his head on the tap did he?" Again, the barman overheard and came over. "No, he choked on one of my socks.."
  7. Blanco Webb to Fletch after his parole and Fletcher telling him not to go looking for revenge against the bloke who killed his wife: "No. I know 'im what did it. It were the wife's lover. But don't worry, I shan't go round searching for him, 'e died years ago. That I do know. It were me that killed him!".
  8. That's it mate, Barker had everything. Great acting skill and perfect comic timing. Only other comedy great with timing anywhere near his level was Eric Morecombe imo. Different type of comedy but the same skill. David Jason is another one mind.. David Jason played Blanco Webb in "Porridge", of course, just on for the many memorable minor characters, all superbly portrayed. Lukewarm, 'Orrible Ives, Bunny Warren and McLaren....and who wouldn't be terrified of Genial Harry Grout ? (What was the name of Brian Glover's character ? The really thick fella...."I read a book once.....green, it w
  9. 12 minutes in mate! Jason was being considered for the role of Rodney Trotter up until the point the writer of Only Fools saw him in that scene! They were originally considering Jim Broadbent for the role of Del.
  10. That's it mate, Barker had everything. Great acting skill and perfect comic timing. Only other comedy great with timing anywhere near his level was Eric Morecombe imo. Different type of comedy but the same skill. David Jason is another one mind..
  11. "Are you a practicing homosexual?" "What, with these feet??"
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    Firepower

    7 minutes of everything on board being thrown at a single point would make a f**k of a mess!
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    Firepower

    They're some piece of kit. They can maintain a serious amount of massiveither, precision, sustained firepower on a single point by circling a target.
  14. Gnash is a dab hand with the hammer, you boys after a laugh might be in for a let down! I seem to remember him saying something about being made to do a carpentry course on his bird shed post a while back!
  15. Looks a big strong animal! There used to be a bloke walking a huge GSD type around the place here when I was a kid, the bloke said there was meant to be wolf in it a few generations back in its line.. Was stunningly reverse marked in black and white and it's coat was thicker than a normal GSD.. Seeing this threads just reminded me of it for the first time in years!
  16. Classic comedy, Ronnie Barker was a master of the art of comic acting. Best ever imo.
  17. Naff off, you little scrote ! "born free, 'till somebody caught me!"
  18. Great pics of an iconic British critter!
  19. You can get white pudding here occasionally mate, the likes of Lidl's and Aldis do it now and again, there's a shop in New Hedges nr Tenby that does it and a petrol station between Milford Haven and Neyland has it. Again, now and then! Might be worth asking a local butcher if they can get you a loop from wherever they get their stuff from.
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    Footie Today

    Big game today, finished 1-1.. East Anglian derby between Ipswich and Norwich, one of the biggest derby's in world football.. Different custard the supporters of those teams lads, different custard..
  21. I'd go back to basics with the nip training. Like any animal any training will need reinforcing over time. The ferret has just been moved into a new situation and living area, you need to show him that it doesn't mean there are also a new set of rules..
  22. Depends. I've done more without a locator than with one and there's no doubt they're pretty damn useful. I'd say more so if you're intent on clearing large numbers of rabbits and time is an issue. Also depends on what sort of ground you're ferreting. Round here the rabbits mostly inhabit ancient banks and hedgerows which are nigh on impossible to dig because they're full of tree and hedge roots.
  23. Dog farts plus tents, winning combo!
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