I had Ali Al ring me today , all the way from India to tell me my computer was playing up , what a top man , he explained it's been really slow and not doing all it should . When I asked how much it would cost for him to fix it with his long range screwdriver he surprised me by saying it was free ...he then explained ( in very broken English ) that he would , after I had given him one or two bits of vital information , fix it ...for a small fee ( £120) ..I managed to keep Ali talking for close on 20 minutes after getting him to repeat everything three times ...we had a conversation about how i