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    Oscar Joke

    Apparently she took her shoes off so she could creep into the house without him hearing her. They are making a film about it.... "The silence of the limbs"
  2. exactly ! Shut it! Make me ! My ridgeback is bigger than yours
  3. watching it on dave-ja-vu .... that is one scary lady
  4. No advice on "what dog" as mine are all useless, so I know I don't have a clue - but sorry to hear about your old lurcher, she looked a lovely type. Good luck finding a new one.
  5. And What About The Goats :) ! Just one thing to say about that - it's gonna need a prescription or 2
  6. That's the funniest one I have seen !
  7. I'm so glad it's not just me that thought that ! Great Minds Lara . . . Jigsaw will be Blushing with Pride . jigsaw would be red with fukin temper,the little shits They still looked a lot tastier than the last one you had !
  8. I use a hand mincer - takes a bit of work, but it was £2 from a carboot, rather than a 3 figure sum I can't afford. My Dad put a much longer handle on it for me, for extra oomph, and I find it goes through most stuff ok. Agree that mincing after the rabbit has done it's freezer time is easier.
  9. I'm so glad it's not just me that thought that !
  10. ewwww now that's just nasty Paulus ! just because you wore the pope out ffs
  11. lol, that sounded very good ! there is a field of old rams behind the house, some mornings it sounds like there is an old man in the field, coughing his way through the first cigarette of the day !
  12. Thanks but i prefer the lasagne ;) look who i bumped into outside the jobcentre No snow there then did he pray for you too most of the vatican would need to join him to have any effect on my heathen ways :laugh: That's what knackered the poor Pope out, taking your confessions !
  13. Been snowing all morning, and settling thick now. Walked the dogs first thing, and again about an hour ago - not another person in sight.
  14. That's scary. You can even see the car slow afterwards, and then the driver change their mind about stopping and speed up again.
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    Nigela

    Is it just me that thinks her Guiness cake is amazing ?!
  16. yes, it's an offence be sensible and get permission or run faster
  17. If my boss tells me once more that I need to "chillax" I may have to "chillstab" her. Annoying cow.

    1. walshie

      walshie

      Never even heard the phrase. must be a bumpkin thing. I agree it sounds annoying though!

    2. LaraCroft

      LaraCroft

      you obviously don't work hard enough Mr Walshie !

    3. stroller

      stroller

      Said with such heartfelt bitterness, it made me laugh

       

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  18. its not really her specialty and she thinks this is what you're on about, maybe you should take a look at the Shenzhen Fan & Pump Inverter, has a fantastic clear graphical display, operates up to -10c, has a wide viewing angle which is effective in light and dark conditions, a customisable display and multi language selection. sound ok for you? all she could think of as she's busy giving me a lift *snort* Fantastic ! I want a Mum like yours !
  19. It's gonna take more than optimism.... she's dead You think that will stop me? Hell no, but if she doesn't say anything, don't be surprised
  20. read it again she didn't have any lol nevermind then! Gummy blowjob! Lol Got to admire RubyTex's "glass half full" attitude
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