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LaraCroft

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  1. If you are that desperate to catch one, that you resort to blowing the thing off the planet - then it should be - if only for comedy value !
  2. Don't talk to me about angle grinders, I was using a 9" angle grinder and it kicked back and hit me in the leg - It didn't hurt when it happened, but when the surgeon was cleaning and raking out all the shit in the wound it was like some sort of medieval torture! Ouch - that's gonna leave a mark !
  3. If you can read this... then thank a teacher. And seeing as it is in English, thank a soldier.

    1. PIL
    2. paulus

      paulus

      i thank my optician.....lol

  4. One of the Godfather films ?
  5. One flew over the cuckoo's nest. "This is f8cked. No money. No weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses" Lock Stock....Top film! I love the smell of napalm in the morning Apocolypse Now
  6. Anyone got a toothpick ? There is a Smartcar in the grill of my Navarra and the screams are making it hard to hear the radio

  7. Lee Mack - yep. Agree about Coogan being terrible. I saw Lee Hurst years ago, and he was fantastic. My level of humour is Goon show, Airplane, Monty Python and Hot Shots, so perhaps a little suspect !
  8. Agree with Micky Flanagan - and I like Dara O'Brein too. And Sarah Milligan.
  9. not going to dare a look just yet eating my balti tikka jalfrezi It's not nice, but eye-snot is worse
  10. Lara , Jig's The Wild Man Off Ireland . . . He'll put that between 2 pieces of bread Girl . LOL - I'll wish him well and offer some tommy ketchup !
  11. Nope - can do gutting fine. Can also go from work (nurse) to lunch, to work again without it upsetting me in the slightest. Whatever I have had to deal with or clean up ! However, if there is " eye snot" on one of my horses eyes, and I have to remove it, I'll be chucking up good and proper.
  12. Thats gonna take some cooking to make that edible
  13. and we believed you when you said the "special" flavour came from them being grazed on the salt marshes
  14. Congratulations Ditch the mickey mouse PJ's and get him into pluto ones, then he'll know from the start what a decent dog looks like !
  15. The good, the bad and the ugly !
  16. Blazing Saddles "Yippee kiiiaaa motherfcuker" Got to be a Bruce Willis " Die Hard film - pick a number !
  17. The police have released the report into the shooting at the tube station of John Charles de Menezes. They admit they got the wrong guy. They were not after John Charles, they were after his rascally younger brother Dennis.

    1. stabba

      stabba

      pathetic ning lol

    2. scothunter

      scothunter

      oh i got the jist of it malt lol it was still shite though

    3. Malt
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  18. I was thinking Naked Gun
  19. "If it's not too personal a question, are you a virgin ?"
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