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Status Updates posted by LaraCroft
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When you live so far from civilisation that they don't deliver anything, and all you want is a kebab. Sigh .
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I added chilli sauce to an omelette and promised myself fish and chips on the way back from the beach with the dogs tomorrow !
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if you seen where they make donna meat nobody would eat it
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Its a grilled chicken one, in a wholemeal pitta, with lettuce , from a lovely lady who sells homemade/homecooked stuff and homegrown veg from her shed ! In the list of things that are going to kill me, it's quite far down there !
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Treated the dogs to a little paddling pool. Unfortunately none of them have the courage to ask the chickens to get out of it yet.
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Freedom, oh freedom, that's just some people talking. Your prison is wandering through this world all alone
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Sounds like something the Greek would say .lol
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it on the telly lol
the Eagles
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Not happy with mouse poaching,you have to poach somebodys words aswell lol
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Just because someone is stupid enough to lie to you - doesn't mean you have to be stupid enough to believe them !
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I know you don't RAW, no one can wear a Buzz Onesie and tell porky pies !
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lol
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One of these days I will forget about the Buzz Onesie. Just not yet :-)
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Before a shower, I check behind the shower curtain for murderers. I don't know why - it's not like I have a plan !
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Best just stick to the sheep trough and the bottle of radox lol
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lol ! Yep, that is more my style
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i'm sticking to the bath
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It is not so much the journey that is important, as the way we treat those we encounter, and those that are around us, along the way.
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lol ! I make no sense at the best of times - I'd be dangerous !
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* I'm * f**king dangerous, Lara. That's why they keep me on these drugs! )
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I can get a little cross if the kettle takes too long to boil to make coffee - that's about it !
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If my boss ever finds out I don't actually have Tourettes, then I am in big trouble.
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Haha ! I so need one of those T Shirts to go to work in !
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ROFL
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Meeting up with an old hunting friend for coffee and some horse chat, £2.90. Watching the face of the woman on the next table, who was listening in to us discussing how to cope with hairy numnahs, and whether we wash our bits in the dishwasher - priceless !
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Duvet on - too hot. Duvet off - too cold. One leg out, perfect !!
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Hahahaha lol
Sleep tight
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Hmmm sure you are Lara...
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you need a sheet and a man, even better than perfect!
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" I would like my alarm clock to be louder, and give me more of a heart attack each morning"... said no one in the history of the world. Ever.
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thought so
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You know me so well lol !
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still a bit fragile myself
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If you think women are the weaker sex, just remember the last time you tried to pull the duvet over to your side of the bed !
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thats why i wear the onesy.lol
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You need to get rid of Buzz and swap to Superted lightweight ones for the summer Mr RAW !
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A good elbow in the ribs releases their grip.
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2 dyslexics run into bank, wave a gun around and shout " air in the hands mother stickers - this is a fcuk up ! "
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yep. same 2. I saw them yesterday trying to buy 20 B+H from a tobogganist ....
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i couldn't understand a word of it.
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It's beyond infinity RAW !
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Smile - it makes people wonder what you are up to ! :-)
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Oh no ! I'd say "man up ffs, it's only a cold" but you're right, man flu isn't "just" a cold !
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of cause it aint.......its man flu ffs........lol
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women just dont understand how bad man flu get,s paul,but i understand pal
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If my boss tells me once more that I need to "chillax" I may have to "chillstab" her. Annoying cow.
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Never even heard the phrase. must be a bumpkin thing. I agree it sounds annoying though!
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you obviously don't work hard enough Mr Walshie !
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Said with such heartfelt bitterness, it made me laugh
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SCAM ! I hate people sending bogus warnings but this is real and important. If someone comes to your door saying they are checking for ticks now the snow is gone, and you need to twirl around in the garden with your clothes off, DON"T believe them - it's a scam - they just want to see you naked. I wish I had seen this yesterday. God I feel so stupid :-(
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Are you realy laracroft
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Wish you'd told me sooner. They've been here 5 times now and I fell for it each time.
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you muppet Walshie ! at least I only fell for it once !
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Anyone got a toothpick ? There is a Smartcar in the grill of my Navarra and the screams are making it hard to hear the radio
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The police have released the report into the shooting at the tube station of John Charles de Menezes. They admit they got the wrong guy. They were not after John Charles, they were after his rascally younger brother Dennis.
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pathetic ning lol
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oh i got the jist of it malt lol it was still shite though
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lol!