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Astanley

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  1. Astanley

    RIP

    Check with Ken ,he'll give you 24 hours notice and you can book a holiday .
  2. Astanley

    RIP

    The cold weather is coming ,you'll be rushed off your feet soon Ken .
  3. Fair enough ,there are cases that are without any kind of doubt ,and there are people who deserve capital punishment ,I just don't trust the judicial system to get them all right .
  4. When is someone 100% guilty though ? , Birmingham 6 Guilford 4 Renault 5 and numerous others means we can't trust the justice system 100% ,,so can we ever be sure ?
  5. It's Bush snr who has taken the knock ,..Ken is obviously talking about Bush jnr ..who's death now seems imminent .as Ken is donning his cape and picking up his scythe as we speak .
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    Depression

    I gave up years ago trying to explain it to people ,not only do you suffer on your own ,but you get labelled miserable ,morose and anti social to boot ,it's a b*****d to live with ,and you have got to try hard not to affect those around you .
  7. 650g is about 1lb 6oz Plummer reckons he caught one 2lb 4oz , as Kanny said it doesn't look massive .
  8. Let him on ,after a fortnight he'll think it's too childish and leave anyway .
  9. Then you and Don have my most sincere ,heart felt ,truthful and in no way sarcastic apologies .?
  10. Sarge ,I don't want to make you angry ? and have you go all Apocalypse now ,on me , but there's more chance of Ketchup being heterosexual than you being new on here .
  11. Sarge what was your previous name on here please ?
  12. Astanley

    youtube

    Baby spice is looking a bit rough nowadays
  13. Echoes of Michael Foot and his donkey jacket ,..it's been said already ,plenty of reasons to criticise that old fool ,moaning about what he wears when he rocks up at the cenotaph is like criticising Stalin for having an unkempt moustache .
  14. Hes not your next rip is he ???? I liked him as well ?
  15. sometimes a like isn't enough ?well said sir
  16. This thread has confused me that much Iv just punched the fella next door for having a white puppy .
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    Whats App

    Simple solution that I use .....hand phone to young person and say "sort it "
  18. If you all think that's OTT ,you should of seen Tomo when he found out Greggs were doing a two for the price of one offer
  19. Wear your Mac if it's raining
  20. I am in my 60s ,quite strong 6ft 2 in , 12st 7 lb ,but my back is f****d from all the shagging .....oh hang on ,that not me that's Ray .
  21. You should of left a thank you note ... ..I'd be more inclined to sit If you cleaned off all the shit .
  22. I know I spend too much time on here ,the other day a neighbour told me about someone who had passed away ,,without thinking I said "ken never mentioned it "
  23. If they think that's sexist wait til they get to the scene were Grumpy back scuttles her
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