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Astanley

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  1. It's not really a theory mate ,it's a fact ....the best thing to do would be look for ladders or something tha t would enable escape ,something soft for people to land on ,a water source ,...climb in in a window if you must .....but don't ever kick the front door in unless you are behind a substantial water source .
  2. Well done mushy ,you have every right to feel good about yourself ,good lad . just to say lads ,you come across a house fire and you want to help ,the worst thing to do is kick the front door in ,.
  3. Whoa ...I haven't had a go yet ,you despicable ,two faced ,sponger ,,I know max isn't into the violence lark ,but if your paths ever cross up there I hope he volleys your nasty ,jealous rat face all the way to Newcastle .
  4. I'm not a psychologist (although I'm pretty sure socks suffers from something ending in ..path ) but I think with this group of players that win will be a confidence boost and help them realise that they can compete and improve ,,,,with previous teams I think it would of just confirmed their undeserved idea of self worth .
  5. You can come back now ,that dyke you had a fight with in Blackpool says she's not gonna getcha .
  6. It's frightening how thoroughly the social services ,education ,local government and human resources have been infiltrated and taken over by people who hold these pernicious ,post modern ideologies ,very soon common sense ,rational thought and reasonable debate will be a thing of the past .
  7. Why are you asking kiddie fiddlers about record players ?
  8. Then obviously Jake shouldn't of had that last fight .
  9. Max looks like he was really enjoying himself there .
  10. I think your getting mixed up with the actor and characters he plays ,he's not a tough guy ,raging bull ,gangster ,he's an actor ,a luvvie ,a theatrical type ,and when things don't go his way ,he stamps his feet ,takes tantrums and spits out his dummy just like the rest of them .
  11. I can see the neighbours being interviewed now ......, "I wondered why he was building a patio ..Him having a bad back and everything " " It was the middle of the night and I heard him shouting ..Buck stop trying to dig her up you big bugger " " he seemed a nice 6 ft 1 in 13 stone man ,a martyr to his back and a bit of a f****d shoulder "
  12. I am almost certain Spain has a zero tolerance policy regarding al fresco shitting ,so be careful there .
  13. Astanley

    6th June

    What Churchill was in favour of was a Common market ,a group of countries with sound economies that could trade free oh and fairly under a standard set of rules ,a group where workers could fill each others short falls of trades on a temporary basis and he treated equally . what he wouldn't of been in favour of is the common market evolving into the EU ,a totalitarian European state where those countries who had ,by and large ,stable economies ,being forced to breast feed less functional countries ,who brought nothing to the table but an empty grasping hand ,turning your UK ,Germany Fran
  14. Astanley

    6th June

    While I fully support your right to call each other idiots ,is this really the thread to do it on .?
  15. But that's your opinion ,and seeing as you are white and male it doesn't count ,in fact you are not entitled to an opinion as you having an opinion would justify colonialism ,imperialism ,and thousands of years of male subjection and tyranny of women ..so keep quiet ...#,me too @equality #no freedom for hate speech #,death to the white male oppressor
  16. Haven't seen him about since Everton sold him to man Utd .
  17. You can never tell with people ,I used to go to a local leisure centre and used to chat and have a cuppa with a fella who worked there ,seemed a good lad did big Connor ,always had a laugh and joke ,lost touch for a few years and the next time I saw him he has changed his name to Pat and is killing every kunt on coronation st .you just never know .
  18. On the flip side of people letting you down you often find help and loyalty from the most unexpected people . socks has also done me a good favour for which I am grateful ,he must be a decent fella ,terrible table manners ,but decent fella .
  19. Thank you ,that means a lot to me .
  20. Would anyone like to know what I think ?
  21. Just read this ,my thoughts and prayers are with you and the wife ,and I wish you both strength for your struggles to come . I am sure one of the lads has took the dog for you ,but if not there is a place here for as long as you want .
  22. Fair play mate ,it speaks volumes for the army that they produce men tough enough to drink that .
  23. Looks like a colostomy bag ,is that before or after you drink it ...Ken
  24. In the West alcohol has been an important part of our culture and heritage since any recorded history began ,it's pre biblical ,it's been used annoint ,celebrate ,grieve ,socialise and medicate for ....well forever ,it's a wonderful creation ,a gift from nature that I am grateful for , Don't hate it my old mate ,cynical marketing and our own personal demons sometimes means that blessing becomes a curse ,but alcohol is a good a beneficial boom to mankind ,like every other good thing ,we have to use it wisely .
  25. 3 or 4 pints of guiness in good company is always a pleasure ,
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