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Astanley

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  1. oooohhhh ,,, you just can,t help yourself can you ?
  2. Astanley

    Funny Ryms

    The Hunting Life Some members drink far too much beer some are undoubtedly queer A lot are incredibly thick And Baw is a big Scottish prick Some members don't know when to quit some talk a great deal of shit A lot like to think they can hunt And Baw is a big Scottish Kunt Some members will argue the toss some mods like to think theyre the boss A lot seem to think they can fight And Baw is a wee Scottish shite Some members , they come and they go Like stewie and brickie and co A lot ( fuk knows how ) they have lasted And Baw is a big Scottish
  3. fuk him , make him stay and suffer like the rest of us
  4. Whoa , Aaron , you don't pick easy targets do you ? Hot meat is a wrestling god ! he wrastles gators for fun , don't mess with him or he will Nagasaki nose throw all over the fkin place as for Socks , you wont know whats hit you , you,ll think your watching otters down by the river ,,,then all of a sudden POW ,,youv been sockerised .Your best of doing what we do in chat , pick on Chid , he,s a midget and he lives in Ireland so he cant get us , much safer .
  5. Come in agent Moyes ......mission accomplished

    1. christian71

      christian71

      Come in agent Stanley......... What are the kunts saying about me hahaha

    2. Astanley

      Astanley

      Your taking some terrible stick in there mate ,I,m fighting your corner but stabba and chid are ganging up on you

    3. christian71

      christian71

      Stabba just a wind up chids just a fat headed dwarf wancer

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  6. My favourite city , all round the castle , the art gallery usually has a good exhibition on , loads of interesting things to see in a relatively small area ,
  7. They,ll be back before the postcards .
  8. Top or bottom Naz ? I think the bottom has more affect , but either way its minimal .
  9. Paddy has just phoned me from hospital ,GOOD NEWS ,she is now known as Patty and has never been happier .

    1. PIL

      PIL

      Hahahaha ffs

    2. Bazil brush

      Bazil brush

      I take it this aint a joke !

  10. I have never lost that twinge of regret when dispatching quarry ,when I can kill some living thing and feel nothing then I will pack in .
  11. If your going to try to measure " Rivalry " then I think there are certain things that need to be considered ! The size of the clubs involved 2 the , history , it must be a long standing rivalry 3 The relevance ,it must be of interest to the neutral ,,, a local rivalry that nobody else gives a fk about is just ..well ..local 4 Success ,if its between two successful clubs , then that trumps a rivalry between two perennial also rans , ll this is taking for granted that the sets of fans hate each other , because regardless what people think , the level of hatred is probably equal nationwide
  12. I had one with a floating rib , no issues at all with it .
  13. He,s took it down to west ham , to try to talk big Andy in to coming home
  14. Same as TOMO ,but in a more relaxed manner , cooler .
  15. Please reconsider , you are a much loved and valued member of this online community , the forum would be a poorer place without your witty yet insightful posts , any good forum needs to strike the right balance between idiot members like Baw , trouble causers like Stabba and know it alls like Southport Pat in the mix we need the wisdom and common sense that you bring ,.I hope you continue to grace us with your presence for many years to come ATVB
  16. Just opened a xmas present , a box of rice ! thanks for nothing uncle Ben

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      did you get the wok i sent you lol

    2. Astanley

      Astanley

      you should of seen what my aunt Bessie sent me !!!

  17. The helicopter in Glasgow got me thinking , there always seems to be a disaster like this happen about yuletide ,other things that seem to always occur this time of year ..... ...a house fire that takes the lives of children ,...a mini bus full of Asians gets wiped out on the hard shoulder of a motorway ....a famous movie star dies .....a well know sportsman frm a "golden era " passes away......a premier league manager gets the sack .....people will say " its not like Christmas this year " til I vomit ...the Daily Mail will run a story about muslims wanting xmas banned and every one will ge
  18. Just to clarify lads ,the pictures you see aren't for sale , he doesn't sell prints ,you send him a photo , have a chat with him and he will do a top class original , mounted and framed painting for you , a lot cheaper than some of the prints .atb
  19. SJAMESART.COM .check out the dogs and gamebird pages ,

  20. A friend of mine is doing some great work ,some of the best paintings of game birds I have ever seen at stupidly low prices , if any one is interested here is his website SJAMESART.COM . thank you
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