Astanley
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you said that last time ... Please , just give me one more chance .
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Please can I come
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Lobbs of London
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Low point for me was nearly poisoning myself to death and every fuker laughing at me .
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Not bad , now that I,m in the witness protection program.
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Anonymity , makes some people fkin monsters , I cant believe that some of the belligerent twats on here act like that in real life , even if its talking to a stranger on the web that's no reason to loose your manners .
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He was going to shoot someone over a fkin rabbit , imagine what he would of done to me ,,,offline
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I think people forget in the offliner thread , there was a victim who was left feeling scared and threatened , I wish people would think before they laughed
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I equate good manners with consideration for others , and I,m seeing less and less of it nowadays .
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that was sooo last year , this was the year of Subaw
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Basil brush , having the integrity and strength of character to openly admit he was gay , on a largely homophobic site , was a highlight for me .
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I saw a dolphin once
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Surely someone can dig up a , kicks taken to goals scored ratio , theres stats for everything nowadays .
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Great stuff again mate ,
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.......as the group trudged wearily onward , an air of despondency seemed to have settled over the intrepid travellers , Lab Had an idea to lift the spirits , "lets have a sing song " he shouted , " you Welsh lads can start it off , like a male voice choir " , a little feminine voice with a slight lisp was heard " but I haven't got a male voice "squeaked Johnny Boy ,,. Gnasher raised his hand and told everyone he knew the first two verses of ,,Maybe its because Im a Londoner ,,"shut it you slaaaaag " growled Max , who had picked up a cockney accent on his trip to West ham . The silence see
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Agreed Gnash , all the advantages are with todays players different ball, boots and pitches from yesteryear , a better understanding of diet and fitness , as you say , a better technical grasp of aerodynamics and power , but none of that seems to matter when you see someone belt in an unstoppable , dipping , bending 35 yarder , you just go fuuuuuk ! like youv always done .
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I cant stand the fker , bu Ronaldo can hit a ball like nothing I,v ever seen , with that mad straight legged toe poky thing he does , the ball goes up , down round corners every thing and with unbelievable power , the best I,v ever seen .
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Johnny Metgod ,I think
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During the night the group gathered closer for warmth and a mistaken sense of safety , Gem was still repulsed by her horrific discovery in the nether regions of Labs kilt ,and sat at the edge of the group , she felt the reassuring warm touch of a hand on her shoulder and looked up , Skycat stood looking down at gem and smiled , they both knew instinctively what this meant and fell into each others arms , Skycat thrust her tongue into Gems warm welcoming lips and Gem cupped Skycats pert , erect nipples with her small trembling hands , the heat radiated from the collision of their hot , thrustin
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Brilliant as always .
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I mentioned Buchanan
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....as the group sat round the camp fire , Gem looked in Labs direction , she noticed the way the flames of the fire made his eyes sparkle ,the way his strong manly profile was sillouted by the light , their eyes met and she felt the familiar stirring in her loins ,she knew she had to have this man , as she rose to sit next to him she left the tell tale wet patch on the seat she had left , Lust had overcome any sense of decency and she brazenly reached up under his kilt , Lust ,desire and sexual need vanished in an instant , she pulled her hand away in revulsion ,desparatly suppressing the nee
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Stan decided to relinquish his role as leader , "obviously topography is not my strong point " he explained to the crestfallen followers , meanwhile at the top of Ben Nevis the evil Bricky minshaw nodded in satisfaction that Baws petty fukin nit picking had already created a rift in the group.....
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meanwhile at the top of the mountain sat the evil Brickie minshaw , he looked down at the climbers camp fire and stroked the jet black ,red eyed hell hound Kat , " let them come ,my beauty " he hissed in Kats ear "let them come ha ha ha ha ha ha ha "
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The ragged bunch listened fascinated as Tomo regaled the with his tales from the kitchen ,Stan got up to put a log on the fire and as he bent over Skycat and Baw both stared transfixed at his buns of steal . "listen " Stan said in his commanding voice , " RFYL is not in this fuking story , he was killed off last year and you cant keep bringing him back , so no fuking RFYL "everyone nodded their heads in agreement and they decided there and then that Stan was the man to lead them to the summit...
