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Does the orangeman have much of the black vote? Did he give African American voters anything in his first tenure? Will Kamala Harris take the majority of the black vote? Genuine questions. I don't know the answers.
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She's not bad looking that bigfoot. I'm sure somebody on here could copulate with her. Maybe they already have and the baby was known as Mc Hull.
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Women who laugh in my face when I show them my prized penis. Women who laugh when I apologise when I I take a blue pill. Women who say:" is that f****n it?" After what I consider a stallion's performance. Women who yawn when I am really getting into it. Women who say " not f****n again" when I need a pee. Women who don't try and hide the defibrillator they have brought with them. The list is endless.
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When will you learn? You'll never see her again. Check to see if anything is missing mate. Lol
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The Vessel entitled SS Dementia has already sailed in your case mate. I have my cabin booked for the next sailing.
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They never are.
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A former chief super with the met, a Mr Babu, has concluded the officers actions were "racist". He must have conducted his own review, interviewed all witnesses and formed a rational conclusion Lol. Did Mr Babu take into consideration that the officer was armed and fearful of having his gun taken from him in an airport of all places? Did he consider whether the officer was fearful that the incident was terror related and that many recent terrorism incidents have involved brown skinned Muslims? Did he take into account that 3 of the officer's colleagues had been assaulted and taken to
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I am the last token leftie to survive. Wolfdog and me are blood brothers. Both minority presences. I think the tory blue rinse ladies who read the Daily Mail will also be tutting over their All Bran when they read the article. They love that terrible holy joy they feel when they read about a tragedy, animal cruelty or a cop doing something naughty on camera. Why is it even news? Somebody said journalists are people who sort the wheat from the chaff and print the chaff.
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It's one of those weird British things. We are all supposed to be outraged, horrified shocked, livid that one of our wonderful British bobbies could behave like that. Do us a favour, kid was doing his job.
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Conversion therapy. A kick every time he refuses to recognise Jesus.
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The boot that the prostrate prisoner received was delivered whilst the cop was stressed out, with adrenalin surging through his body. Its not really very shocking, perfectly understandable in fact. His back up , his female colleagues, were ineffective, this may have contributed to him experiencing a higher level of stress. Reminded me of the female secret service in America recently. I'm not a mysoginist, female cops are often very useful in calming situations down. But not in a situation as shown on the video.
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I was at a football match on Saturday. Rangers v Man U. The blokes on the doors of the pubs near the ground were infinitely more professional than that shower. Even G4S, who get most things wrong, did a good job of stewarding inside and outside the ground. What did Victor say? Unbelievable!
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Time to resurrect the old northern comedian joke. "Sex with dogs! How low can you go?" "Er....I once got down to a chihuahua." I'll get my coat.
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Please don't tell me it was Johnny Morris star of Animal Magic, my boyhood favourite. I just couldn't take that.
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To be fair he was trying to process a dozen Newcie browns whilst being rolled around on that Packham chariot.
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That's a small packhamderm.
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Chris has admitted an error of judgement......he rode an elephant whilst on holiday. Don't be too hard on yourself mate. It's a well known biological factoid that an erect penis encourages rash, conscience free, behaviour. And that a hot climate coupled with pints of alcohol stimulates the growth of metaphorical beer goggles. Unfortunately normal vision is restored in the morning, along with deep regret and embarrassment. Hey, lighten up mate, we've all been there.
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Yes people put their animals asleep on the advice of the government at the start of WW2 in 1939. Hundreds of thousands euthanized. People feared they wouldn't be able feed their pets during warfare and that the sound of bombing would traumatise them. Would people be so compliant today? No. The role of pets, particularly dogs, has changed since 1939. Their status within a household is immense compared to the past. I heard a comedy line recently, it was something like ' he's allowed in here, he's an assistance dog, he's an an emotional support dog'. Pretty accurate. Hindus respect co
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Forgotten all about him. Very funny man.
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You had paper! You entitled, bourgeois ponce. My old man didn't believe in new fangled inventions like paper. He didn't even approve of dock leaves. In fact he forced us to gather nettle leaves for bum wiping. He said it was character building, but in truth it made us all chronically anally retentive. My shrink said it was something to do with a dog torturer called Pavlov.
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You are James Bond aren't you? THL's Alan Whicker/ Marco Polo. A mysterious globe trotter with a dodgy past . THL is a broad church with some oddball members. A bear pit, not for the straight thinking Joe. Long may it continue.
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I once got a double.
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Could Hilary take a short break from eating and sexually abusing children to challenge Rasputin, sorry Trump? Nah, loser. Kamala Harris is not up to it imo. No charisma. It was a big step to have a mixed race president. A woman of mixed race? No chance. Bernie Saunders? Could we get a genuinely left leaning, trade union advocate whose focus would be to pass laws like universal health coverage and protection for the environment? Who promises to represent Joe Public? Too dangerous. Nah, not the American way. The Democrats could put Jesus up as their candidate, but the American
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We all live in the corporate world. If anybody disrupts a capitalist economy, expect the might of the state to bear down on you. Our political system exists fundamentally to protect the economy at all costs. In a minute way the JSO protesters disrupted the economy, so they were made an example of. The same thing happened in the miners' strike. The miners threatened the power supply of the economy hence they were punished, big time. A young student was sentenced to 6 months during the 2011 riots for stealing bottles of water worth £3.50. Again, if people disobey the rules, smash wind
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Some of his stuff makes sense. But not a lot. He's entertaining for sure.
