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jukel123

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  1. I bet he's an overpromoted public school boy whose confidence does not match his competence. Sorry, I must not let the chip on my shoulder show I must not let the chip on my shoulder show x50 lol I wonder how many needless british squaddie massacres were dreamed up on Eton's cricket fields. PS I did play cricket against a team of chaps, some from Eton. Jesus they can play. Made us look like children. Bet they wouldn't play us at football or put a team of boxers up against us though. Sorry I must not....ad nauseum.
  2. Southgate best manager since Alf. Swiss committing mass hari kari on their little red knives. Black lads did us proud, no offence Wilf.
  3. K'nell Dido, Baldrick has had better jobs than you. You possess a lot of dark resentment You need to develop,a more left wing, 'I'm as good as anybody' outlook. I'll send you a Starmer party correspondence course on self esteem.
  4. Hang 8n to your hanging cork hat cobber. Black neck is joking.
  5. I am opposed to mass immigration. Especially Yorkshire men escaping from their borders. I have already contacted the British genetic purity Council and suggested a wall be built around Yorkshire. We should make Yorkshire pay for it. Contamination of non Yorkshire genes and the resultant dumbing down of mutant children needs to be halted in its tracks. Or we could forcibly castrate white rose men. I have already volunteered for that job.
  6. I felt the world had been lifted off my shoulders when me and the Mrs got our pensions. First time in our lives we were free. Brilliant feeling still.
  7. Who says? Platt? What's hes selling? Pups! Any lurcher with half greyhound in it will chase and some will be crackers. But he's not breeding proven dog to proven dog. Be great to import some straws/staghounds from Oz and America and introduce some genuine working blood into the deer/ greys we have over here. Nice project for some of you younger fellas.
  8. Yes I've always been interested in how some leaders get the best out of people and some the worst. I think it's mostly down to the confidence, natural authority competence and decency of the boss. Rare commodities. I've worked with bosses who were totally incompetent and overbearing who I was always at war with and others who you didn't mind going the extra mile for. I've always got on better with bosses who came from the shop floor and worst with those with a business degree or personnel management qualification. Imo you can't teach leadership or decency, it has to be a natural,pa
  9. I used to work in a textile mill where conditions were literally victorian. Temperatures were regularly in the 90s, there were rats and mice everywhere and there was an earth toilet! There was a bloke who was a terrible creep to the owner. When we were slack and waiting for work he would...wait for it, wash the owners car! On another occasion the boss got his hands dirty, ( a rare event) and creepy Joe insisted the he wipe his hands on the back of his overalls ffs. Most of us ignored him, some sent him to Coventry. He used to excuse his behaviour by saying he had a wife and kids, as though the
  10. If I had a spare 100k I would steer clear of the advice from THL community, you and me, cracker barrel philosophers, pundits, tyre kickers, chewers of fat and thumb_ on_ forked_ stick leaners.
  11. AJ and Dubois are both bottlers. Aj against Ruiz and Dubois against Usyk. Both could have continued. So either could quit and either could spark the other. Dont think it will be a long fight. I think Dubois is easier to hit?
  12. What is about men and geekiness?. I have a mate who collects bricks ! When I'm walking along the shoreline I often come across bricks swept along and beached on the strong tidal currents. I take them to him and he can't thank me enough. Some are eroded by years being tossed around in the sea, but he can still their make out where they were made. Funny enough, when I look at this collection and he tells me where they were originated from , it is interesting. I'll get my coat.
  13. A good move to take a milk round and a paper round just before Xmas. You were suddenly rich with the amount of tips you received.lol
  14. It helps if you are you are pervert.
  15. Wtf? You're losing it mate.
  16. How about a battery powered milk float to deliver milk? And how about delivering milk in glass bottles which can be cleaned and re-used? No more lugging quarts of milk in plastic containers which feck up the environment and swell the coffers of the mighty supermarkets.. You could even deliver eggs in cardboard trays and brown paper bags and perhaps orange juice. There could be independent small dairies which would provide lots of employment. Nah, never catch on.
  17. When I retired I decided every morning I would think to myself. "No work today mate, you are a free man." My last words to my Mrs before we go to sleep are: new day tomorrow and no work to go to."
  18. Yes no bother mate. Nature has a way of regulating the size of the pups. The physical problem of a large dog and a small bitch is a bigger problem. You will need a platform for the bitch, perhaps lube, a bit of patience and some luck. A lot will depend on the willingness of the bitch and the persistence of the dog. If the bitch doesn't like the fuss of a platform and being man handled , she may tuck her tail in. Tie a bit of string to the end of her tail and pull it the side to allow the dog to penetrate...or get a smaller dog!
  19. Ibrhamovich was another.
  20. Funny enough, my mind was working along similar lines. Rooney looks fat and sounds depressed. The guys who keep going and going have mastered their minds.
  21. Brings a whole new meaning to slopping out. "Wake up lads, time to get your rocks off, the slop bucket is on the landing".
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