I was having a wander with the air rifle one night looking for a few pheasants (more like 3 in the morning) when this screaming starts and sounds like its moving fast and getting closer, this was a couple of nights after watching the film Razorback and it shit me right up. Since realised it was foxes either shagging or fighting but at the time I was off like feck even if i'd had a shotty instead of the slug gun i would still have scarpered.
Mushroom didn't you have to change your undies after that fox had barked at you???