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gnipper

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  1. I robbed the stick insects from ours They used to isolate me either in the deputy heads office or outside the staff room which was a better place as the cleaner used to pass me their biscuits when she went past and I used to go in there relieving them of all the stuff they had confiscated off kids. The lessons that interested me I did ok in but I just don't do well being spoken to like a cnut and with most teachers being absolute bellends it didn't end well. Getting 100% in tests but telling them to fcuk off wasn't what they expected so I ended up keepering at 15 while my mates
  2. gnipper

    porn

    He cant reach the top shelf
  3. Some of them herder types are lean dogs aren't they, not far off a half cross in type. If he catches and pleases you then thats what counts mate.
  4. Would you say there's definitely runner in him?
  5. gnipper

    Pet hates.

    Lazy twats that go the corner shop drive past the parking spaces and park right by the fcuking door even at shops where there's barriers to stop them and the bellends manoeuvre there way through them to do it.
  6. Elvis wouldn't sing she was too young would he?
  7. A takeaway by mine started doing parmos so I got one to see what all the fuss was about but I won't bother again.
  8. They look cracking well reared pups and Max is a good lad, good luck with the pup Don.
  9. Anyone thinking about watching the peaky blinders movie just f**k it off and watch it swear, you can thank me later
  10. I got my first couple of eggs this morning, didn't breed any canaries last year so hoping for a good first round of dimorphics before I rehome the cock canary.
  11. Would the plastic not be too smooth for them to climb in?
  12. Good luck to him. Schools couldn't handle me so while my mates were doing their gcse exams I was fishing every day, they were supposed to find me something but never did. I started keepering when i was 15 then did a bit of plastering too until my current job 25 year ago and not having any qualifications has never affected my life.
  13. Mad watching them driving round here years ago.
  14. As long as they don't ram it down your throat let them crack on. Trannies and nonces though
  15. My next door neighbours garden is solid mares tail and I pull any bits coming up on my side and it seems to stop bothering trying to come this direction.
  16. And now Mushroom is trying to introduce it to his dog.
  17. You can tell its been on the Branston beans looking at the build on it
  18. 5 chips? Scroogy feckers
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