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RubyTex

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  1. There are about 10 mallard here on a small pond...so far touch wood the local chavs haven't been knocking them off
  2. What are you going to do with all your land then Lab? Rent it off?
  3. You're human?? debateable
  4. I once had that walking Ruby on her own, she is fecking tiny and as soft as rags and as I got round the corner with her on a lead a little girl screamed and clung onto her mum as if the dog was some kind of monster. Apparently she just didn't like dogs but when I said "you can stroke her you know, she's alright" she started crying and screaming at her mum to pick her up! I could understand if they had been attacked or chased by a dog but to have a fear like that is just pure scare mongering from the parents turning their child into a quivering wreck when there's no need to be. Shame really
  5. Bold washing powder, some washing up solution we have at work, that's about it.
  6. RubyTex

    Simoman

    Get well soon Simon, I had no idea. We're all behind you mate.
  7. You'll last long on here Jimbo, resorting to name calling tut tut. Bellend.
  8. That's why mine are allowed in the house...Ruby is currently laid against me and Tex is by my feet. Their kennel is just a night time bed / somewhere to go if no one is in during the day
  9. Agree with Born_Hunter, use a treat. Mine get a dentastick each every night, they sleep on a mat in the house up until we go to bed about 10 ish, all I have to say is "is it bedtime?" and they're both up and at the door tails wagging ready to be let out. Go out to do their business and by the time I've got my trainers on, they're both in bed waiting for me to give them a treat and lock it up. The howling will stop and there is no way she will be cold. My dog used to sleep out in -5 and on snow
  10. His dad's official line is he can make his own mistakes...but I bet it was fill your boots son
  11. What a dickhead...got a fairly hot teacher in your bed, more or less on her way to being naked, every young lads dream....she fancies you, you've got a great chance of getting sticky fingers....and you go to sleep then tell your dad about it. Fucks sake son.
  12. Yes Malt, very much in place here but think it's going now....I can't see it from my house anyway. Sadly I missed it! Finished work at 8 and didn't know anything about it, didn't come online until half 10, realised and by that point I was in bed shattered. Ah well, maybe next time. Plenty of people have got pics
  13. He shouldn't have gotten off that ship until the last body was recovered, I think despite it being his fault people would have a bit more respect for him. Alas he was probably one of the first off! f***ing fanny.
  14. What goes through these judges minds when they're passing sentencing like this?! 4 years for fucks sake...surely you'd think hang on a second that's not enough for the severity of the case. Rotten to the core.
  15. What the f**k is Russia's problem with most other countries?
  16. Their demise would be a box office event if I had the power...
  17. RubyTex

    Man United

    Rumours that Moyes is off...
  18. i too have a panther old school My dad has a panther too Also got a British bulldog on his chest, tiger on right arm, and two more on his shoulders but fecked if I can remember what All done in his young and 'ard days
  19. That'll of been Lab, Celtic's top fan
  20. RubyTex

    Man United

    Cleverley is very poor, he does nothing. I would shift Nani, Young, Buttner, Cleverley and Smalling in the summer and get some decent lads in. I think Rooney is a good player but £300k a week? If he was banging them in week in week out yeah, but he's only got 12 this season. That's not worth such a pay rise! IMO I wouldn't be letting Vidic go but hey, Moyes is the boss...
  21. Never had one and never will. Not my thing at all, three of the lads at work have more or less identical tribal things all on their left arms, hardly individual. On the plus side, when lasses have them done they love nothing better than showing them off no matter where on their body they are. Thank you to my work colleague who showed me hers on the back of her thigh the other day...I wasn't looking at the tattoo
  22. He's 32 for fucks sake, the lad looks fresh outta primary school. Happy birthday mate.
  23. Not so much on the job but doing a spot of fishing on one of the lakes with the underkeeper, he went off for a slash and a decent carp took his bait while he was in the bushes. By the time I grabbed his rod the line had snapped on the rocks and his float (a cork!) was about 30 feet away, the light was fading and it looked like it was moving so I thought i'll have some fun here and had him absolutely convinced the carp was still on the line I fished on and he's adamant the fish was on so I said well go and get it...no waders on us, so down to his boxers and in he goes right up to his tits.....
  24. So who still wants to be a 'keeper after all this moaning?
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