I would be surprised if he has mate,most of croydon is immigrants,lunar house the asylum screening unit is there,its the armpit of surrey,he probably isnt english.
What the feck has that got to with nans pat's joke about him having a.c.a.b (All Cats Are b*****ds) across his knuckles
Swear you lot will find a way to shoehorn immigration into the most unrelated topics
I'd be very suprised to see any aslyum seekers with an English tattoo anyway