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  1. I checked him out he's name is Fergus Beeley it's genuinely him . Yeah it was massively over the top but why would someone of he's standing in the BBC try to make a rip of John Cleese vid, why would he mug himself I don't know, but I'm serving up Sunday Roast now.......so it will have to wait! Haha... It's far too hot to eat a roast dinner here today so... The Mrs is in Vegas on business.... I'm sat alone, naked in-front of the fan, eating a roast chicken i hope thats the chickens neck you have in your mouth
  2. was lamping a fox outside longriggend young offenders when i did a bit of squeaking and a voice from the jail shouted if i squeaked again he would kick my cnut in i said come on then and started squeaking like mad thinking to myself the daft cnuts locked in then i saw a warden come out the gate.
  3. . What's haggis like pal it looks fcuking disgusting. great but you can only kill them jan feb cos they are very slow shaggers and takes the rest of the year to do it,.
  4. was a young kid when it started and i used to hide when the daleks came on they scared the shit outa me.
  5. onion jonny

    Pride

    if i could understand it i would be ok with it but and i dont mean to offend anyone but its wrong, after all mens bits fit womens bits and thats for a reason. a bit like a choc dog should really be a black dog but its not because its got a faulty gene.
  6. thank goodness it was griff and not gazza .
  7. going a little of course here but my sc is due and doc wants £70 for medical form thing now my firearms is due in dec and the cops have said i will need her to do another for it which will mean another £70 asked to make them co terminus but because the sc is months before the fire arm i would need to surrender and apply when renewing my firearms, sacs said it not right but police scotland say its what they want
  8. watching the linfield v celtic game celtic get a corner and when their player went to take the corner he had coins thrown at him when he showed the ref he was told to carry on and take the corner when he went to he then had a half bottle of buckfast thrown at him when he showed that to the ref he got booked,
  9. whats with the pics getting enhanced, is it a gay thing.
  10. i think it they can do it in scotland as long as they think an animal is suffering.
  11. I don't. It's on the same level as "You cruel man, why don't you buy your meat from the supermarket rather than kill these innocent deer!". what did you say
  12. correct ray plus the royal bank of scotland has two women kissing and cuddling after coming home from work. not racist but
  13. dogs have got much bigger than those in the pic
  14. ireland has some class ballads, four green fields,upton ambush,innisfree,carrigfergus, galway bay, town i loved so well, mary from dungloe, danny boy, seems to be an endless list.
  15. if you see this woman tell her after last night the futures green.
  16. never mind the first post your in denial, so behave and get on with your own life and let them have theirs
  17. stick with yer wife its not worth the hassle
  18. not a chance you silly boy its airdrie v albion rovers,,,,,,,,,,, sure its a grand old team to see. hail hail.....mon the hoops
  19. sure its a grand old team to play for....hail hail.............mon the hoops
  20. hope tomorrow is better as my youngest daughter gets married
  21. he moves next sunday terry but i wont give the game away
  22. would that be the little black and tan bitch in a ratting vid with the tri colour plummer called miner.
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