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  1. The Duncan
    Vital question - where's the Bishops Finger been?
  2. The Duncan
    Ready for findus then
  3. The Duncan
    True, dog man or rifleman. Waste is waste.
  4. The Duncan

    Just filled up on curried pork - eye lids getting heavy!

    1. LaraCroft

      LaraCroft

      nice ! nap on the sofa needed I think !

    2. The Duncan

      The Duncan

      No such luck - being forced to watch 'Skyfall'

      Moons really bright so I don't have the excuse of lamping

    3. dsullia

      dsullia

      Skyfall is pants HAD to watch it last night ;(

  5. The Duncan
    You guys should look up twerking then - hilarious!
  6. The Duncan
    If you need a hand, let me know - I'm just on the border of beds/north bucks.
  7. The Duncan
    woah, it's like a virtual 'through the keyhole'.....the life of a mod "...and who would sit in front of a computer like this?..."
  8. The Duncan
    Interesting and different from the norm- I'll give it a go
  9. The Duncan
    Me too.
  10. The Duncan
    Looking at the website on its own, I'm calling bullshit on this one.
  11. The Duncan
    If you can focus on anything enough to know what your hangover pee looks like - you need at least 2more drinks the night before Note to self:must try harder
  12. The Duncan
    Bloody loved it. Hope its true
  13. The Duncan
    My suspicions with spray tanning salons is that so many people come out with a skin the colour of a good hangover piss.
  14. The Duncan
    I tend to carry a couple of SG's similarly
  15. The Duncan

    A ridgeback thats had left over curried goat smells like nothing else on earth!

    1. The Duncan

      The Duncan

      True. Dead pigeons fart too if you put too much pressure on them when you're breasting them. Not nice either!

    2. Millet

      Millet

      lol

    3. Millet

      Millet

      I can remember standing on a dead bloated sheep year's ago when i was younger..that fart smell has stuck in my memory for life..lol

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  16. The Duncan
    as for penguin bars - feckin 30 % puffin! WTF!
  17. The Duncan
    yep; no reverse gear
  18. The Duncan
    Oh dont worry the finger pointing wasn't solely at Whippet for being a thick c**t....your equally as f***ing stupid............ Let's just say that I'm as thick as you are erudite I'll be honest here, real honest. I googled that word, read what it ment and still dont know what it means............ It means I like you lol! In a totally hetero way of course Your just taking the piss now Duncan aren't you.?. ......or shall i use your kinda phrasing...."extracting the urine"............ Me? Taking ze pee-pee?
  19. The Duncan
    Can't say as I've noticed the smell from the guts, needless to say avoiding puncturing the intestines is advisable
  20. The Duncan

    Cody Lundin - what a hero!

  21. The Duncan
    Oh dont worry the finger pointing wasn't solely at Whippet for being a thick c**t....your equally as f***ing stupid............ Let's just say that I'm as thick as you are erudite I'll be honest here, real honest. I googled that word, read what it ment and still dont know what it means............ It means I like you lol! In a totally hetero way of course
  22. The Duncan
    in every pair of primark leggings. Often sweat rashes too
  23. The Duncan
    Oh dont worry the finger pointing wasn't solely at Whippet for being a thick c**t....your equally as f***ing stupid............ Let's just say that I'm as thick as you are erudite
  24. The Duncan
    I've been out with Paulus too- top bloke and good fun to shoot with. His dog Flash is cracking picker up too. I've met a few other salt-of-the-earth chaps on here too and had the chance now and then to help others out. What goes around comes around
  25. The Duncan
    Their numbers do tend to recover very quickly
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