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LUMPHAMMER

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  1. You ever rode the CR500 ? fcuking mental think it was an 89 model
  2. There good untill they blow up lol then back to stripping it , parts all over my moms table ..............oh the days
  3. Local nutcase is having a stand off with the old bill,got someone hostage ! ffs lol

  4. 125 ? i use to have all motor x bikes stripped to bits years ago 250,125,,60, all 2 strokes
  5. What a shame !! this bitch was a cracking ratter, spent plenty of time on the river banks ratting with her ! Clever as fcuk aswell & she crept like a ''Thief at night'' around warrens !
  6. My mrs come up to bed last night & said ''Give me something 8 inches long & full of spunk''..... So i gave her ''My sock from under the bed''

    1. christian71

      christian71

      Give that shite joke site youve found a miss for a few days. You dirty asylum seeker lover

       

    2. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Hahaha not a site you abused little man but a friend lol Did you get touched in tennel house ? back in the 70s ?

  7. Good man & good riddance to those USA invaders
  8. Is lying down in the ''Raoul-moat'' Position wearing a Hoody & G-star jeans next to the River severn !!

    1. Lab

      Lab

      What you've know got the limit edition wan wi the trigger.....light weight!!

    2. carp man 1

      carp man 1

      pmsl he must have his boyfrend in his hand again

    3. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      There all DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i swear to KING ZOD ! it wasn't my fault it just wobbled out of control & started spirraling smashing people over the head then started molesting poeple ffs !!

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  9. Yeah i watched that the other week pal,the bison flinging the wolf all over the place
  10. Threw a house warming party for the ''Pakis next door''..................Well i called it that..............the police called it ''Arson'' !! lol

  11. Just used the local power-cut to my advantage..........''ooooop's wrong hole''

  12. Bloke was sat home looking at his marriage certificate. Wife says ''What you looking for?'' Bloke says ''The fcuking expiry date'' lol

  13. What have fat birds & mopeds got in common ?....................They're both fun to ride until some fcuker sees you on one. lol

  14. What do you call a ''Paki wife beater'' ?...................''Justchinda gudenpropa'' lol

    1. christian71

      christian71

      Get my coat you black c**t, you've pulled John Terry.

    2. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Hahah wtf r u on about now you shemale

    3. reddawn
  15. Ive seen ''fcuking the keepers wife vol 3'' & thats a cracker
  16. Just had a bloke at the door asking if i wanted to buy raffle tickets for paki orphans........I told him to fcuk off ....''With my luck i'd probably win one ! lol

  17. Fcuking police, The woman over the road stands naked in her window watching me have a wannk ....& im the Pervert lol

  18. Is writing his name in ''Shit in some pub offside'' lol

    1. Lab

      Lab

      WTF does this mean you dosser?....lol

    2. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Ive just had a shite in a pub ''out of my area/town '' you fcuking jock strap lol

  19. Bet he wasn't exspecting that now was he ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  20. Thats an Excellant pike ! ive been out today for the last hour of light ''Livebaiting'' but no good FFS
  21. The old slappers would love that round here
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