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  1. Could do with some permission for once :ninja:
  2. I'd like to see a fcuking ''Red-fox'' let alone a white one,think they've all moved
  3. Bad news pal,i hope all gets sorted & hopefully gets back 2 normal
  4. So jimmy savilles dead.i cant say im sorry.my lifes never been the same again since he ''Fixed it for me to go camping with GARRY GLITTER''

    1. ferretess

      ferretess

      I got that text too,, wonder who thinks them up and so quick lol

       

    2. Lab

      Lab

      lol...I bet you got a 'shiny badge' out of that one!!

    3. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Hahaha fcuking class !

  5. This was started just before i noticed the other one
  6. Another fcuking cat ..........................................................................just sat eating my dinner when the basstard news headline was ''8 cats found in field'' SO FCUKING WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
  7. WOWWWWWWWWWWWW BIG FCUKING DEAL 8 CATS FOUND IN A FIELD IM SURE THERE'S MORE SERIOUS STUFF GOING IN THE UK FFS ,ANIMAL CRUELTY IS BANG OUT OF ORDER BUT COME ON ANOTHER THING....................................................I WISH THE BASTTARD COLD WEATHER WOULD TURN UP
  8. Trust you.. Nah all jokes aside..............that some engineering for it to be used today True mate. Besides, you were right! I hope I can still fire a load at 70.. Depends how much engineerings gone into you
  9. Trust you.. Nah all jokes aside..............that some engineering for it to be used today
  10. Good luck with him raymond ! looks like a ''Sawn-off Deer hound''
  11. Is kicking Dog shite up the neighbours front door'' lol

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Well he's not going to kick it up his own....lol

    2. just jack

      just jack

      next name change coming soon!!!

      "dog shit kicker"

      what you think?

      LUMPY DOG

      haha

    3. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Hahaha fcuking mint lol

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  12. Xmas is like any other day for me,sitting at a table with a big fat bird who doesn't ''Gobble anymore'' lol

    1. scothunter
    2. Penda

      Penda

      ha ha ha ha stuffing it with a pork sausage

  13. Its forgot to mention the ''Hand granades pistols & ak47's'' ive watched a documentary about these jails & they are fcuking mental
  14. Hahahahahahaha he most probably molested him aswell the fithy beast just like ''JACKO'' did
  15. Any type of engine will work with a decent hose on the exhaust,just remember to run it with more oil
  16. Had trapped wind last night & fcuk me its fcuking like being ''MOLESTED FROM THE INSIDE'' fcuking vile

    1. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      Surprised with a ring piece that loose anything could get trapped in...

    2. Penda

      Penda

      DO A BIG SPUNKY FAT MITE BE ALL YOU NEED

    3. LUMPHAMMER
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  17. LUMPHAMMER

    BAW???

    Wasn't he seen chasing lab-tastic down the road with his trouser down on bon fire night
  18. Good stuff niall ,i look forward to more of your piking post
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