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LUMPHAMMER

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  1. with what trap? The plastic pipe is the trap they go in & cant get back out,has anyone ever done this before ?
  2. Or in my case ''Wear a bally & talk like a scouser if needed''
  3. Africans have the best drinking games,...like the last one to find water dies lol

  4. Africans have the best drinking games,...like the last one to find water dies lol

  5. Permission wanted in ''PERU'' ?

    1. paulus
    2. mackem

      mackem

      Theres an infestation of cavies around Machu Picchu,you might want to try there,be lucky.

  6. Fcuk me Now that is a goodun
  7. Think your on the wrong site,a shine means something else where im from
  8. Hippy anti general scruffs getting beaten on TV lol fcuking great

  9. Love looking at tatts, ive a masive cock tattooed down my left leg so when i wear shorts it hangs out
  10. Ive heard loads A pike fisher man told me that he had seen 2 spanials get dragged under water ffs jaws must be lerking on the avon somewhere Another was when a lad said the CD he lent off someone ''Exploded'' in the car stereo lying fcuk found out his kids a scratched the life out of it ,oh and a pal of mine just talks pure shite, always overly exaggerated his stories of what ever the conversation is..................if you've done something his done it but a bit of Bull-shite gets added thats most probably why i haven't seen him for about 6 years
  11. Im ordering pallet loads of the stuff ,cant fcuking wait
  12. Has anyone ever tryed burrying a plastic pipe like a drain pipe into the ground maybe about 3 ft on an angle ,baited up for mink ?
  13. The neighbour has gone fcuking nuts screaming in the middle of the road again lol she needs culling the barmy bitch !

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      I blame the neighbours lol

    2. Lab

      Lab

      I didnt know that Davina McCall was your neighbour Lump'..?

    3. christian71

      christian71

      Well you know the old trick lump get the gaffer tape out and bum her!

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  14. Fair play to him for returning it its very rare a terrier is seen again once its been stolen
  15. I was squeaking up what i thought to be a ''Fox'' the one night but as it got closer i was like what the fcuk....................................................................A ''FAT-SLAG galloping down the beam with her valve hanging out '' she frightend the fcuking day lights out of me ,never again will i lamp the social club grounds again
  16. Was out a couple of weeks ago & forgot about the ''Full-moon''..................................................................................................................................................And what a load of shite that night was
  17. Is ''Wheel spinning DOG-SHITE up the neighbours front door'' lol

  18. You should of ''Gaffer taped up the nearest piss head & BUMMED HIM/HER on the Bar'' now that would of been equals for having a shite breakfast
  19. Top right hand corner.........................................................................a TOM-CAT wanking himseld ferociously at a ''Dead mouse''
  20. All i found was ''Christian71'' fondling himself to what looks like Earth tied up
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