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LUMPHAMMER

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  1. Just drive a 90 Landrover Deffender stright through it for the CRACK !! & Dont forget to take a few pics for us
  2. ''Broom fights in Bethlehem'' Hahahah !!

  3. Mother inlaws !!! fcuking cracker of a RIDE !

    1. Malt

      Malt

      He didn't shag her, she shagged him with a big black strap on.. ;) lol

    2. GrCh
    3. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Hahaha ''Jack daniels & strap on's'' lol

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  4. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah :laugh:
  5. Basically these pieces of shite have fcuk all else to do & feel good being part of something !! [ ANTI ] They most probably prowl around ''Old-women'' asking if they need any work doing ............................................................................with a STIFFY
  6. Might sound stupid but whats a ''Cocker pat'' ? Good result by the way !
  7. Camo strap on , arseless moleskins, All the very best !
  8. Pig's in blankets for me ..................................about 40 of them on a kebab stick
  9. I'll be out ''Collecting money for the blind asian elderly'' at first light
  10. Pressies wrapped,fresh shave,Bollocks emptyed, time to relax !! ''Merry Xmas to all The Huntinglife Masiv''

    1. rocky1

      rocky1

      2 you aswell mate

    2. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      Haha bollocks emptied like it lol

    3. christian71

      christian71

      You dirty animal earth will be doing spunk farts now!

  11. The SCENT of some old board house wife lol

  12. NIGGER NONCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! END OF
  13. And a FAKE NIGGER aswell ..................................................................................Right im off to the PUB
  14. His a ''Raving nonce case'' & i would bet my ''Pork sword'' that his DAD was a BEAST aswell !!
  15. Excellant !!.......................................My 20 incher has just landed for the dance tomoz night lol Merry-xmas people.

  16. This man obviously walks round with ''Plastic false arms'' while ''Pulling himself off violently''
  17. I was sat on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my ''Boxers'' when the wife said to me ''Please dont do that to the Dogs'' lol

    1. Carraghs Gem

      Carraghs Gem

      erm, you should stop watching animal farm

    2. rob190364
    3. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Correct !! that filthy beast ''EARTH'' .

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  18. She's done a wedding since then she can blow up 42 now Excellant !! let us know how she gets on
  19. Yeah !! i proved christian71 that i could get his ''Wife'' to ''Blow up balloons with her ARSEHOLE'' ..................................................& she did it 10/10 :yes:
  20. Same here i would love manny to win but ''Mayweather'' is the best & very clever And a ''Wife-beater'' by the looks of it
  21. I wonder what punch he handed out ...................... Left hook or maybe a right upper-cut !!
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