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iworkwhippets

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  1. Im old enough to remember great britain, and loved it, all gone now, a dumping ground fer human filth
  2. so that makes it alright then does it, our PRIME MINISTER is black, f**k that off
  3. That's it mate , give a chance, even in my days of plenty I did just that, bolt em.to.the dog, never took more than I needed , just a couple fer dog n ferrets, I still venture out now , but it ain't the same without a dog, but at least I get out
  4. I honestly dunno how id handle mentally not being able take my dog out \ Nell, if she was still with me, believe it or not, every day no matter what the weather, come 1 pm, she would come stick her muzzle into me, meaning come on, i want out, even when she was on her last legs, she would do it, and i always obliged, always, its hard for me now, without a dog, but at least, ive had my days eh
  5. Had a ride up to a village called west bergholt about 3 ish this morning, about 12 mins from me, no dogs or out, , shame really, enough bunnies about keep me happy
  6. eh, this place is full of , pisstakers n comedians, sense of humour in abundance, theres this lady lives above me, not long been moved in, she has a sister that comes visit, be in her fifties, nowt wrong we her, i had a good laugh with her last night with a glass of wine, i says does thou wanna marry me or [BANNED TEXT], yes she says, eh hello. its great here we all get on together, youd have to be here to witness it, im going fer a lie down i am
  7. Nice sturdy bitch you have Neil, looks the part , ATB Keith
  8. Forgot to say, three more turned up, cos I shouted for em, not often I have to do.that, but within minutes of my doing so, out they come
  9. Spent nearly two hrs with em , when I went out, there was just the 1 fast asleep curled up we it's head up its arse, most unusual, there's normally 3 or 4 waiting for me , or should I say there grub, they shift everything I take out for em, one of em got a bit to close, spose I'm getting to familiar, I dunno but sure enough the one with half its rear leg missing was there , seems to be doing fine, I got close enough to see there was no.infection , I'm pleased about that, I enjoy my moments we em, just me n.them , suits me, slight drizzle, but soon got dried off when I came inside,make missen
  10. Hey up Ken, just watching footy on sky , then off out to feed my foxy friends, I've got a treat for em tonight a road kill pheasant I've not f****d the plucker ,and some biscuits , fours the best I can hope for , and I hope one of em.is the one we half a back leg missing, I like to see how that one is getting on,
  11. Ordered a meal from my local chippy, its only around the corner, they dunna do takeaways, just place your order and the time you want it then go pick it up, so goes get my order, anf the bloke says ive no recollection of any order, so shows him the receipt and order on my phone, he couldnt appologise enough, told me go home and within the hour they would deliver my meal, at no charge to me, so i got my lunch, free of charge and no delivery fee , eh and boy did i just wallop it
  12. Its Truss that wants booting out the dozy bitch, get Boris back
  13. Ya bairn looks as pleased as punch in that pic mate, nice one, hope ya dogs ok
  14. Bung us some critical poison Daniel I'm pissed off we Horlicks there's a good lad
  15. I watched that on the news this morning, all after the queen bee, dont think its been filmed before
  16. jesus wept, what planet am i on, i thought treating missen to a jar of strawberry jam on a crusty roll from aldi was my treat, fekin caviar
  17. Eh, nowt wrong wi woman, i wouldnt mind sharing a table fer two, fer a pensioners £1 meal at asda,
  18. Thats most kind of you mate, my daughter works for a company here in wivenhoe. its a farm i think, they do there own honey, and she gets me some occasionaly but thanks for your consideration
  19. i love that stuff i do, i remember years ago in greece, i got in we a family out in the sticks, they had bees, but there honey was out this world
  20. been copt many a time when out wi dog n ferrets, i remember back in the 60s on holcombe hunt back i lancashire, i was copt fair n square hiding under a chicken coupe , i got a belt round the earhole and thrown to the ground by a bloke nasty pc of work, but in later years, if i got copt, i just acted thick, cos i am
  21. How do i go about buying a wife please, just asking fer my friend next door
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