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  1. iworkwhippets
    Cheers Arry, your a decent chap, think I've quoted this before, but up till this blasted stroke, I could turn my hand to most things in the kitchen, but now, I dunno what goes fekin weer, anyways can't grumble, I do awreet fer grub, Take care matey
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    And tell that lady with the white rug, the one sat next to texas tom, she looks rather tasty
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    Enjoy ya weekend pal, and thanks fer sharing
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    Making my mouth water Arry,
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    It's nowt laugh at , I believe he's a shifty bugger, he outruns bullets, can't see that missen, cos socks just messaged me and said he's a barrel of lard ?
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    Arry my son, now please keep this to your good self, and this isnt like me to grass someone up, but that bloke Tomo off here, well hes just messaged me and said , the pasties are ginsters
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    Thanks matey, the kind offer will suffice me
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    Neh mind neighbours, bung one over here, i will fluck the pucker
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    Well look, I think me n.her.have summat in common, but I can use owd age as an.excuse, I got dressed tuther morning, I was half dead as usual, anyways went.toilet fer a Jimmy , couldn't find the.zip, I'd put my jeans on back to front
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    with a lump hammer eh
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    well i wouldnt mind giving her one
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    is that so mate, i also remember holidays there with my parents, it was a lovely place, lynton, n lynmouth been there also
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    Should never have been a member of parliament in the first place, neh mind fired, id like to fire the bugger we a flame thrower, the bigger hypocrite in life, the better u get on
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    I drove back to my home town of lancashire earlier on of this year, Born in Walkden, i remember my childhood well, lovely little place, tree lined streets with a lovely park, as i revisited my heart was in my mouth, what a dump, also drove through , farnworth , i had friends there, long gone, then into Bolton, i turned around and drove back home, if i remember rightly, DIDO off this forum will back me up on this if he so chooses, ok im not exactly in cornwall, and believe you me, ive spent many a holiday there with my parents in my youth,but im happy here thanks for reading my post
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    on channel 82 lads, started 10 20, so weve only missed 20 mins
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    Bus loads of em moved into an Ilfracombe hotel, the locals will love that,.
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    On second thoughts lads, I'm.that hungry ,bugger the traps , I will check em.later my belly comes first out comes my frying pan
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    Fed that bunny earlier on to the foxes , nearly took my bloody hand off, I'm.just about go and check my traps , then come home and get some food, I'm starving, my body clock is all to pot, I'm only averaging about 3 hrs kip per night, sometimes I Dunna get that, my mind is going fifty to the dozen
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    Madonna

    iworkwhippets replied to jigsaw's topic in General Talk

    Brains in her arse
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    You will never speak a truer word my friend, when i was admitted, i was in trouble, i came away from hospital minus 1 bollock, the doctor who looked after me was blacker than mosley common pit shaft, i couldnt understand a word he was saying, maybe born here i wil never know, but i could tell by his bedside manner he cared, cos i was in distress, when your in trouble, you dunna care whos looking after you, just let em get on with the job
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    certainly not, in fact ive just had a text from him, cos i gave him my spare dorro, can he and his kids come over and stay with me fer a while, sure i says, thats what us brits do, let anyone come to our shores, and get welcomed
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    Stop wishing your life away matey, weekend will come soon enough, live for today
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    Behave yourself francie, or i will stove ya head in, dead n buried indeed all the best Dido for your lady wife
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    talk about being ungreatful, after feeding his face, he says can i use ya bog please, he never en said thank you, and left me with a huge turd i needed my plunger to shift it
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    Now then, that albanian up on top of holiday inn, hes only about 10 mile up the road from me, so i jumped in my motor and drove over there, i beckoned him down with the offer of my hospitality and a full english, hes with me now,
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