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  1. How much, can i send you my bank details Daniel
  2. lol easy done ken, it was 2am.i just fell out my pit and into the loo, half asleep, next min, are you alright mr ..... am i fcuk i replied, they had to laugh
  3. Not long been stood at my front door, its a beautiful day once again, theres this bloke over the road stood outside his home, arms folded in just his pants n vest, i looked over at him and he bawled back, can i help you, i could tell by his voice he was turning nasty, so i just came inside and shut the door, War on the horizon, covid creeping back, train strikes, mail workers are at it, nurses are at it barristers want more, folks cant afford to heat there homes, blackouts come winter on the horizon, liz truss her cabinets against her, kwarteng copt laughing at the queens funeral, w
  4. lol me either, im still on yellow card day release
  5. Next dog, come again, i was unaware Ray was after another dog
  6. lol, im still waiting fer a dollop of pink panties off Mackem, or even a gasper off Francie
  7. An extra fat one, im with it now, n heres me satisfied wi me horlicks, ive onlly ever tried smoking summat once, it sent me fekin mental,
  8. Hey up our Arry, hope you n yours are keeping well, it is a dying art mate, back in the early fifties i was at it, if i werent at it, i dreampt of it, it seemed everyone had lurchers of somekind, n ferrets, coming home we a few bunnies over my shoulder, on the bus, nobody batted an eyelid, but those were the days, bringing home and putting meat on the table, i can see my mother at the kitchen window as i arrived home we a couple of bunnies, her face lit up, i loved that way of life, n still do, but in my dreams , out with bob a grew given to me by a neighbour on my way home fro school, a b
  9. Without a word of a lie , i keep looking at it myself, its the detail, its as though the bugger is perched on your tit , money well worth spent, bang on is that, and a credit to the tattooist
  10. Best tat ive ever seen, the detail is fantastic matey,
  11. Was up afore daybreak this morning, so tonight I thought I will go feed my foxy friends, a bit early though and when l went outside, not a sight of em , apart from there grub, I had a mug of tea and a sarnie, so thought I will give em.a shout cos if I went back inside that's me done and head down get the night I've never done that before shouted em, but to my amazement 3 of em.turned up, made my night did that, then a few moments later, a fourth turned up, what made my night though , and did it fer me, one of em.actually drank.tea from my mug, to think a few years back, I was killing these ani
  12. Thanks fr that matey, i was just having a bit of a rant n moan, its my choice im here, im with my daughter, well practically on her doorstep, if i hadnt have taken this accomodation, i could still be back in the midlands, anyway thanks again
  13. Thanks fer posting of your night out mate, i enjoy reading folks outings, hope you get your ferrets back
  14. Do you no summat eh, id partake of my last remaining bollock, to have a hutch full of stinkers, relying on me take em out no matter what the weather, in which i did, and to have a stonking greyt lurcher at my side, waiting to go out, been theer done it, but its not good enough, memmories fcuk that, im still very much alive n kicking
  15. Hello gentlemen, look the times ive been out wi dogs n stinkers and bumped into fellow workers, never any bother,had a good chat , talked dogs n were to go, even made friends along the way, any bother, i just get stuck in
  16. nice one pal, i had a whippet fer years, its me that had bother with cover, she marked many a time in thick cover, she marked, i honoured her , in i went those were the days , its whats inside the dog that counts , prey drive
  17. it was only to be expected, poor souls, by the way lurcherman, well done fer spelling FORECOURT correct, not fourcourt lol , anyways terrible news, a
  18. Hey up Ken, yes mate they are the same, the one with half its back leg missing, still comes, I'm sure the bugger would let me get hold of it, and it seems to be healing up ok, .pleased about that,as for the others I've had as many as four waiting for me ,they will be there now, and without doubt the same foxes as always,. I've got some chicken wings for em later , .I'm just watching footy then I'm off feed em, they will be there makes a perfect ending to my day
  19. Terrible mate spose it will be on the news later
  20. Just seen big explosion in Donegal, isn't that were your from Francie, bad do I believe
  21. I got carried away reading that, I can see a damp.patch coming on
  22. Nice one Richie, ive not long been back from Asda, i asked Dillys from upstairs would she like to accompany me out fer lunch, her face didnt half n light up, so i took her Asda for their offer, , so i ordered soup, roll, and tea, she wasnt very pleased and fcuked off, how ungrateful, it cost me about a fiver get theer
  23. where is he, hes never still in asda surely, i meant to tell him, put his false teeth in, fer the crusty roll, im just on my way over to asda
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