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iworkwhippets

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  1. Sammy allardice, supped in same boozer as me back in Bolton, arragant fucket
  2. f**k me, i.hope I dunna end up like that I've just had a walk down the shop fer some milk, I forgot it's Sunday, they shut early
  3. Well I've just this min walked through the door, I opened it first I've.bin t pib watch the match, wi some of the lads, I expected it, we've lost, cudv of dun we a win bring some cheer t country, I'm.readtv ferv my pit now, I'm on the couch, I can't get up so bugger it I'm.all in si thi
  4. Well done that man, Carlos Alcaraz
  5. Tell ya summat else to , it won't be long afore our very own, Dianne abbot will be showing her face alongside starmer, once hers found a matching pair of shoes
  6. Dockle farmhouse, weatherspoons pub, closes after rodent runs inside, , swindon
  7. terrible thing is dementia, im just glad at my age of 80 years , im not afflicted we it, and my posts on this forum, reflect my sanity, I THANK YOU
  8. Well he's a year ahead of me, but unlike him, I've still got it up top, I'm sure you good mentlegen would tell me if I was going doolally, right , been a busy day fer me, and I'm all in , so I'm just about to get on bed, I dunno who's bed it is, cos I've been out for a couple of hrs but f**k it I'm getting in it
  9. Gakpo will sort England out, as fer me, I have a choice viewing on record , Call the midwife, or miss Marple
  10. A book written by , Diane Abbott, I ordered this book couple of weeks back, nowt on Tele so I'm getting stuck in along we a mug of Horlicks , by Eck some woman she is I will keep you updated ,
  11. Hey up, you must mean bit tapped sticking that crap into ya bodies, have u nowt better to do with ya money, how's about bungin some cash over to those poor kiddies avin to walk miles we a clapped out bucket fer water, or those kiddies wi cleft palate and lips, I've sent loads of cash over to em , I've got my priorities right , lm.not daft
  12. ive made some cracking friends here, one especially . Arthur a keep fanatic, cyclist mad, many a time hes knocked on my door n motivated me get off my arse and go fer a walk we him., he was killed yesterday out on his dawes bike, in colchester, fuk me lads its done my head in, whatever next
  13. Look lads, if it means keeping ya job, bringing a wage in every week, then you should be willing to grovel . Now I've not long been out my pit and I'm hungry, I can't decide whether to have bacon or sausages, so bugger it I will have both eh , ta ta fer now
  14. I was in that position many moons ago, I turned up late fer work due to a traffic accident, but the gaffer gave me a reet telling off, saying I should have set out fer work earlier, he said don't let it happen again, threating me with the boot ,so I carried on found another job, went into work and told the gaffer ,go f**k mop, that way i still provided wages coming in i had a wife n two kids
  15. If all goes well with my health, come October I shall be leaving these shores, I'm ashamed to call missen British,
  16. sounds awreet to me this thailand nice weather turqoise seas fer me to paddle in, and i have a life savings of £900 n 79 pence in the bank, my weekly pension of £180 , what ya think lads shall i stay where i am and phuket
  17. Retirement, can't beat it, freedom to do what ya want, I'm just about to shower then a full monte, then my daily routine of parkour
  18. hello chaps, every friday night without fail, my father would leave a laxative on the kitchen table, we had no option but to take it
  19. Can't make my mind up to watch em , or borrow Elsie's efoldy and have a ride round the block
  20. ive just binned a cumberland sausage reading this lot, sorry mel, but theres nowt normal about blokes on blokes, same wi women, its not normal, amd that alan carr, eh, right lads catch ya later, ine got rob rinder and ryan clark ive recorded ta ta
  21. its brought back some memmories of my youth talking of debauchery, the only time i can remember of my encounter of debauch, was in heaton park lancashire, on a boating lake with doris she was a stunner, all the lads wanted her, but i copt for her, anyways back to the boating lake, i moored up on some banking, i stripped her of and got stuck in, all of a sudden she broke wind, it nearly took my hand off. eh, im going fer a lie down now its put me out the thoughts
  22. its a disgusting world we live in today inniit lads, nowt but debauchery, im not used to all of this, by the way, what times naked and afraid on please . i thank you
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