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iworkwhippets

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  1. I'm as broad minded as the next bloke Scotty , but bloody hell, your own daughter, I've said this before, but the bigger hypocrite, and b*****d you are in life the better you get on , my apologies I doubted you
  2. Never post owt ya can't prove,
  3. now listen up, lol, ive not long crawled out my pit, im entitled to a lie in being an octo generian, but im far from being demented, ive had the test yesterday, i cant fer the life of me worrit consisted of
  4. eh, cum again Len, sucking your own cock, why on earth would any sane man attempt that, anyways, it cant be done
  5. NOOOOO, that be Baba vanga, and she has predicted terrible times ahead for the human race, im just glad im on the way out
  6. now look ya here , theres one or two members of this forum need detention, and im not talking prison either, some of the posts some of you make , you need treatment, now as fer me is chaps like me as posts decent stuff dont you agree, keeps this forum ticking over, now ive interupted mi brekky writing this and im not to pleased ta ta fer now chaps
  7. We let over the years all these foreigners in and still the government welcomes the lot of em, why I tell thi why, cos lazy Englanders would rather sit at home drawing.dole , and the foreigners will.take.up all the jobs, they are all over now loads of em,every industry, this is there country now, not ours, we forever calling the blacks, well god help any of you that gets admitted to hospital , ta ta fer now
  8. sense of humour pal, i like that
  9. have a word with BANGERSANMASH, member of this forum, he will put you right
  10. Hey gnipps, that's a good idea, start saving, and I will start cutting up sum newspapers , fer bum fodder, I will do thee a decent price
  11. 1953, 9 years old, Friday nights was given newspapers n a pair of scissors, by my father, cut newspapers into decent size bum wipes, to hang in outside bog them.wu. days eeh eh
  12. Good morning our Arry, yes I'm doing ok thank you, I have an appointment with the nurse down my doctors at 10 30, my yearly check. Over my prescriptions ,
  13. If ever the day comes my son, and you are in need of a few readies, just bung me thi card details and I'm.ya man
  14. Hey up Arry my son, how's you n yours, hope all is well, I still mastercate like buggery viewing your dishes in what's cooking
  15. Surmising this surmising that, do the right thing and go check on the old folks in this heat, I've just copped fer owd Cybil upstairs, gagging she was poor soul, not to worry though I swabbed her down we a cold flannel, I dread growing old I do
  16. Here I am on this sunny afternoon clear blue sky, sat in the garden wi just my shorts on folks passing by saying hello, mostly foreigners, no ang on its me that's the foreigner innit , well so be it, nowt I can do about that, I shall be going indoors shortly, flying ants , swarming with the buggers , ta ta fer now
  17. Hello, I will take that as a no then our Arry, no bother cos I've just remembered I'm all electric , I thank.you
  18. Will it effect my gas supply arry, cos I'm about to do breakfast, I thank you
  19. Direct cremations, £895, I'm fully paid up at a decent price, leaves me we a few bob to spend when I've gone, eh, I'm not daft
  20. Just having a brew afore I get my head down, so I'm watching trumps interview , clever we his gob he is, reminds me of DAMP PATCH, lol lol.
  21. try BANGERSANMASH , hes has some quality birds hope ive helped
  22. Nowt do with manager, it's the overated overpaid, pass the ball back t keeper, players need replacing , f****n useless, load of Harry go to sleep on the pitch maquires , no flair, look at that Spanish player.him we a Gloucester canary on his head nico williams, eh full of life n flair, as fer tuchel.being manager hes ya man but he's german. Innee eh
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