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iworkwhippets

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  1. worked most of my life fer my pension, just give me whats rightfully mine, i will get by, thats what i do
  2. Arry my son, haven't I said before, it's not what the country is coming to, it's already come, now then, meagre pension went into my account last night, all 190 pounds of it, so I'm off down pub, I can't afford.a bevvy I just sit there hoping some kind soul will.take pity on me, know [BANNED TEXT] I mean Arry lol
  3. ive never even heard of em. same wi taylor swift who the hecks she, on the news this morning, a fortune go see her, folks should be lining up see me
  4. hey up. im bordering on pauperism i am, lol, and ive read, if your pension and any other benefits you get, reaches a certain amount , ya gonna be taxed eh, i can only foresee one way out, but a certain gentleman off here, once told me, the blue washing line from poundland would snap under my weight
  5. i need a lie down now, im crackin up
  6. and i may add, i still do the odd foreigner to make ends meat, not forgetting i am an octo generian im full of bruises from tuther day lugging worktops around and shifting cookers while u lot spout bilge on here eh innit , this world could do we a few more peeps like me
  7. now then, as much as id like to sit here and prove you all wrong, i have to find my nearest food bank for my din dins, then as last year, find my nearest drop inwarm centre come winter , remember them do ya, folks couldnt afford heat there homes, eh
  8. boat loads of em coming in daily, housed , given money, mobile phones, paying out dole money to to every tom dick n harry. robbing us poor pensioners who have worked up to retirement age, no winter fuel allowance, i wunna make it through winter i wont , ive nowt in bank fall back on, £190 per week to live on sorry survive on
  9. Brits out of work, bone idle some of em, still capable of doing some kind of work im sure, thats why governments are letting in all these foreign folks in, its to do the jobs us bone idle feckers wont do, why is that, easy dole money
  10. Now then mentlegen, yes mentlegen, , I can't believe, sorry yes I do believe your replies, your actually getting turned on over my cream tea topic, eh, seek help.pronto, or drop HIMS a line, as fer me 12inches of throbbing gristle at the ready, im in the throws of doing a compilation of some of your topics , you crack.me up you lot,
  11. thats it mushy you tell him, the nasty mans says im to old , and backwards,
  12. good afternoon once again mentlegen,, well touch wood it looks like ive beaten cancer, not long bin back from university college hospital, l they they were conerned about an operation that didnt go wel in 2023. but all is well. fer now
  13. That's the spirit my good man, better than sitting on a forum fer 12 hrs a day moaning over bugger all, I'm off to London. Shortly with my daughter, ta ta fer now innit
  14. Wots that you say , look I've not long been in, I'm just gerrin in mi pit
  15. Good morning you lovely peeps, well I fer one really enjoyed the closing ceremony, shame it's over, back to miss Marple now, and Miriam margoyles does Australia , well I'm about to do breakfast now, then I've got a job on fer a neighbour, ta ta fer now
  16. WelP thank you Wolfy, how's married life suiting you, hope all is well
  17. That's a brilliant idea matey, makes sense to.me, I shall do that for myself and my mate Paul first thing in the morning, Thank you, it's gonna be a scorcher tomorrow ,
  18. Cheers Welsh, we both have fans, nice owd lad he is, just needs a bit of help occasionally ,
  19. I'm.same, jukel, very despondent wi life, it's terrible growing old, I was once a good looking chap, and now, I sport a 15 strand bobby Charlton comb over, I'm an amputee, stroke victim, varicose veins, piles , no teeth I've written to Esther ransem , I'm.awaiting reply
  20. Bloody hell, sorry meant to say ecky thump, starmer is way out of order there, that statement is enough to cause riots , as fer me, no way, I'm.to owd lol
  21. Lol, eeh eh. Those were the days my friend, now the mi owd cocker, whilst I'm here, that young lady, I.gave a brand new toaster to fer nowt, you said I would never see her again, remember ,eh, well we have become friends, I'm in the throws of doing some tiling for her in the kitchen, plus a new worktop, nice .young lady.we a hubby m.couple of kids,
  22. Dunno bout you chaps, but I've enjoyed most of the games, the togetherness of nations, nice to see , a far cry from what we have seen in the last few days on our streets eh,
  23. My neighbour made me some scones this afternoon, she also gave me a small tub of clotted cream, now then I got the.strawberry jam.out, is it the cream first or the jam , like a fool i stood wandering, jam first, or cream,i put the cream on first then the jam, what you say
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