iworkwhippets
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Do you buggery as need help , nowt wrong with woman
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i put an add outside my flat yesterday, people are loaded here, they buy summat one day and the next day they are fed up we it and renew it, amazon are always calling here. anyway my add was a toaster, brand never used, so i put the add outside my flat, about 1oclock my bell rang, ive come about the toaster , i opened the door, well i nearly passsed out, there she stood this young lady, talk about beautiful, so i lets her in we got talking she asked me where i was from cos off my accent. cut a long story short cos i need a lie down, shes offered do any shopping i need in the future cos she p
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ffs cheer up lads, your enough to give me dementia
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turns my stomach does that, ans ended up f****n president
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and so did i sir, but not at the age of 36
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Bugger it eh lads, I'm stopping in bed, my carer is coming shortly, she can spoon feed me, I'm only avin porridge
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Kamala then, now look, I dunno wether crawl out mi pit , or fester a little longer, it's pissing down
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Does it really matter , he showered we his daughter fer f**k sake, no excuses, stop digging , as fer sitting on the porch we his grandkids, I dunna think so, president eh Jesus Christ , and trumps nowt but a thug wi billions, id give that kamila one though ,
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I'm as broad minded as the next bloke Scotty , but bloody hell, your own daughter, I've said this before, but the bigger hypocrite, and b*****d you are in life the better you get on , my apologies I doubted you
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Never post owt ya can't prove,
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now listen up, lol, ive not long crawled out my pit, im entitled to a lie in being an octo generian, but im far from being demented, ive had the test yesterday, i cant fer the life of me worrit consisted of
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eh, cum again Len, sucking your own cock, why on earth would any sane man attempt that, anyways, it cant be done
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crackin pic is that matey
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NOOOOO, that be Baba vanga, and she has predicted terrible times ahead for the human race, im just glad im on the way out
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now look ya here , theres one or two members of this forum need detention, and im not talking prison either, some of the posts some of you make , you need treatment, now as fer me is chaps like me as posts decent stuff dont you agree, keeps this forum ticking over, now ive interupted mi brekky writing this and im not to pleased ta ta fer now chaps
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We let over the years all these foreigners in and still the government welcomes the lot of em, why I tell thi why, cos lazy Englanders would rather sit at home drawing.dole , and the foreigners will.take.up all the jobs, they are all over now loads of em,every industry, this is there country now, not ours, we forever calling the blacks, well god help any of you that gets admitted to hospital , ta ta fer now
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sense of humour pal, i like that
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have a word with BANGERSANMASH, member of this forum, he will put you right
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Hey gnipps, that's a good idea, start saving, and I will start cutting up sum newspapers , fer bum fodder, I will do thee a decent price
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1953, 9 years old, Friday nights was given newspapers n a pair of scissors, by my father, cut newspapers into decent size bum wipes, to hang in outside bog them.wu. days eeh eh
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Good morning our Arry, yes I'm doing ok thank you, I have an appointment with the nurse down my doctors at 10 30, my yearly check. Over my prescriptions ,
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If ever the day comes my son, and you are in need of a few readies, just bung me thi card details and I'm.ya man
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Hey up Arry my son, how's you n yours, hope all is well, I still mastercate like buggery viewing your dishes in what's cooking
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Surmising this surmising that, do the right thing and go check on the old folks in this heat, I've just copped fer owd Cybil upstairs, gagging she was poor soul, not to worry though I swabbed her down we a cold flannel, I dread growing old I do
