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iworkwhippets

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  1. he will do a few years in the nick we his mates, and be treated like a hero, martyr, he will still be a young man when hes released into his country, ENGLANDISTAN
  2. Ey Ey wack our kid, wots going on, I'm behind the nets, like I was at the London marches
  3. What's going on FFS with this world, a lady walking her dog gets murdered and.now this, and this fekin cat just walked in as though this is its home , and it's ready pounce , I'm doing a sardines salad, the bugger must have smelt em
  4. live the life you want, well said that man, ive tried to do just that most of my life, and still do, at this very moment im watching the midwife, i knows how to rck n roll i do
  5. yes thats one thing no one can accuse me of, slagging, ridiculing folks on here, its naughty, treat folk wi respect is [BANNED TEXT] i say, right im off out catch u later ya shower of shit, ,,, noooooooo i didnt mean that
  6. No hat trick fer Adam peaty then
  7. im buggered if i no, i bet the administrator , is laughing his socks off and gone through some underwear reading some of the topics on here, im gonna join facebook or summat, or mummiesnet, lol
  8. come on now gnippers my owd fruit bat, theres just the one big cat that i no of, and the buggers sat at my front door this very min, miawing, but as soon as i open the door it hisses n spits
  9. Helloooooooo, simone biles eh, i think this is her 3rd olympics, just watched her, still got it , by eck hasnt she just
  10. Look, 45 pages of utter rubbish, now I will say this once only, cos I'm getting very angry at some of the supposedly sightings, blurred sightings at that, there are no big cats out there , now stop being silly or you will feel the wrath of my tongue
  11. I feel a tad shamed of missen not being there, I'm but an hrs drive from London, my excuse , I've no transport now poor excuse innit , well done lads
  12. I've mentioned this before, but theres big bugger walks into my home as though it owns the place, I darent refuse it entry it snarls at me if I even give.the bugger eye contact, it wunna budge until I feed it, then it sits grooming fer a while, back leg in the air, licking it's doofers, one day it will av me, I need help I do
  13. Moan moan, and some more, look when chaps reach my age, you will mount out as.comes along, as fer me, I'm. Happy we a mug of Horlicks
  14. noooo, youve read me wrong, its the horse that reminded me , lol
  15. Hey up matey, i was watching a john wayne film yesterday, there was this actor , i , couldnt think of his name, youve just reminded me, it was Gabby hayes, i thank you
  16. Good morning mentlegen, and what a lovely morning it is to, put offs eh, well there must be summat wrong wi me, I would be more than happy, to assist Diane Abbott to put her shoes on the right feet
  17. Do you buggery as need help , nowt wrong with woman
  18. i put an add outside my flat yesterday, people are loaded here, they buy summat one day and the next day they are fed up we it and renew it, amazon are always calling here. anyway my add was a toaster, brand never used, so i put the add outside my flat, about 1oclock my bell rang, ive come about the toaster , i opened the door, well i nearly passsed out, there she stood this young lady, talk about beautiful, so i lets her in we got talking she asked me where i was from cos off my accent. cut a long story short cos i need a lie down, shes offered do any shopping i need in the future cos she p
  19. ffs cheer up lads, your enough to give me dementia
  20. turns my stomach does that, ans ended up f****n president
  21. and so did i sir, but not at the age of 36
  22. Bugger it eh lads, I'm stopping in bed, my carer is coming shortly, she can spoon feed me, I'm only avin porridge
  23. Kamala then, now look, I dunno wether crawl out mi pit , or fester a little longer, it's pissing down
  24. Does it really matter , he showered we his daughter fer f**k sake, no excuses, stop digging , as fer sitting on the porch we his grandkids, I dunna think so, president eh Jesus Christ , and trumps nowt but a thug wi billions, id give that kamila one though ,
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