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iworkwhippets

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  1. so the man has different views in life, and its ok for him to have a stroke
  2. And vote fer who eh, look the sooner we all , yes ALL, realise its folks like thissen, keep voting labor conservative over n over again, this country will never ever bee the same again, its to late, us brits like to think the worst will never happen, and just sit behind there nets, will its happened . and what about raf scampton, planning to house asylum seekers eh, its bin sctapped though, but the very thoughts is a downright disgrace to those fallen in two world wars
  3. Angela Raynor at the ready
  4. Thanks mate, but a big thank you forl caring, I have been googling, and yes you are right, I don't want nowt that isn't rightly mine, and some people have had to pay an amount back as they didn't inform.the DWP.change of circumstances , once again thank you, I've enough on.my.plate at the moment
  5. Lol, politely bugger off
  6. I get attendance allowance, I never asked for it, my doctor said I was entitled to it, she actually filled in the forms, I have to go.into hospital on the 16th of this month, I believe you have to inform the DWP of this, anf they will stop my allowance, also.ive heard rumours, instead of cash, attendance allowance will be in vouchers
  7. Hey up.lads, now then I got my pension this morning, I've paid everybody, I'm. Left wi 3 pounds and 42 pence, is it worth me popping out t shop fer some popcorn fer tonight , I thank you
  8. Doesn't matter my friend, it made me laugh summat I rarely do these days
  9. sounds idylic does that pal, i still watch canal boat diaries, i wouldnt mind that way of life missen good luck to you
  10. lol, its his full time job now , all colours, all positions, we a 6 months guarantee, depending on usage, fully erected, or pump the bugger up thissen
  11. me to pal, i honestly salivate, , i turn my nose up at nowt any doggy bags going
  12. eh, that means i had a full head of hair, instead of a comb over, ya got me thinking now ya bugger, im of to find my birthcertificate
  13. i cant believe im 81 next birthday, thats if i make it, theres no signs of dementia lol eh
  14. you cant possibly be normal in todays world, its not normal to be normal
  15. That's it matey, like the one outside Aldi, I'm sure it's a bloke dressed as a woman, but I wouldn't like to bet on it, is he she looking fer business ,does he she pay you, fer services, do you pay him.her I'm.buggered if I no, I'm slowly losing it I am
  16. Bit tapped that fella is, should be in an institute theres a spare cell going here, and you get your own front door key , not bin same sin Ruth buggered him off
  17. Fcukin hell redders , cracking idea is that, now then chaps, week after week, month after months, do this , do that, nowt but moan n no action, it's way to late, they are here and coming in daily, even welcomed by our own people, I could go on n.on but I've just got off my prayer mat, and cop fer this, I used to have bacon fer my breakfast those days are gone, killer whales, effing belter
  18. Now then chaps cop fer this, sometimes my daughter takes me shopping at aldis retail park in stane, talking of bastardiser there's this object stood posing outside wi thick red lipstick plastered all over it's gob, nylon stockings up.t tatas, kinky boots, I can't help but stare, and he she it ogles me, I feel violated, puts me off mi.finny haddock it does
  19. sorry for the late reply my friend, but unlike most on here who have partners spouses, mugs. to do there daily chores , whilst tuther half sit on forums talking rubbish, i have to do it all missen, as greyman, im buggered if know the answer, takes all sorts eh, now then while im here, ive just done my laundry, and in undecided what colour cecks to wear, i shall be back later , but at the moment, im watching an episode of topcat
  20. now look dildo it isnt, it wasnt PEEWIT, it was PEWIT, oh deary deary me, im going to start blocking foilks on here if ya dont buck yer ideas up, innit
  21. Tha what, do you lot realise im an elderly gentleman , and you are corrupting me wi all this debauchery talk
  22. Hey up, well I woke up about 2ish, go the loo and I was hungry, I couldn't stop thinking of the above, sooo, no jam doughnuts, but a nice fresh balm cake, out come the lurpak , spreadied thickly , then home made strawberry jam bought from.a garden centre, nice n tarty, larraped that on, then sardines in a rich Tommy sauce, that's it, and boy did i just enjoy it, now these days, i do what my body tells me, and it's telling me, do thissen another, so im just about to do just that
  23. look heres an offer not to be missed, if you wanna hear some decent foot tapping dip thi bread music, come see me, washboard , paper n comb, i will even get mi dolly tub out
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