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iworkwhippets

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  1. By Eck, there's some miserable gits on this forum, now look, I may be an owd lad, but I still retain my pride, all my clobber is designer label, nowt but the best fer me. Aldi
  2. Rip his left leg off and daub his face wi soppy end
  3. Gotta get the money to.pay for the doctors increase in pay, and for the new housing project, yes I will get it cos I'm I receipt of pension credit, couldn't give a f**k either way, I've worked and worked hard, most of my life for my pension, the only time I claimed out, was when I looked after my lady with her illness, I'm comfortable, I have life savings if I need out , if I rember last year, there was warm centres opened so folks could pop in and escape from the cold for a while, affordable housing indeed pull tuther one, gotta house these immigrants eh. Keith
  4. How's about Andy MacDonald aged 51, giving it some wellie on his skateboard, if he can manage it, the I'm gonna give it a bash, I've ordered missen one top of the range,8 wheeler, just the job do my shopping on
  5. rigormortice already setting in chaps, any donations thankfully appreciated, i will put my bank details up shortly, i thank you
  6. go to the top of the class charts, for this is the second time only you have read me right, your cheque is in the post, i dont believe the gullability of some folks ive lost the plot indeed, by the way, whos keith ta ta fer now,
  7. hello its only meeee, is there anyone on board this forum thats willing to give me a visit do me some housework, must bring there own cleaning tackle, i will of course bung you a few bob once i get my cold weather payment . lol thank you
  8. I've just had a thought chaps, if folks with my brains, compassion, we would.be the envy of the world, me as prime minister, eh, I would rule we an iron fist, hitlers nowt on me, dole wallahs lined up.n.shot , I'm.gonna drop ianb a line ask him if he needs a mod , I've come over all powerful
  9. Can't do without foreigners coming , I tell thee why once again, starting with the windrush lot, the government brought em here to do the jobs bone idle brits wouldnt do, still the same today, send em all back britain would come to a standstill, innit eh
  10. ive had one of them, im ok now though, im on a yellow day release card, it runs out shortly
  11. ewwwww, no thanks, just the thought has put me off my bengers
  12. oh i say sir, bell end, thats a tad crude, hows about , scrote sack
  13. ive known fer some considerable time theres on;y me wi brains on here,, ONLINE SHOPPING , ya dozy twonks
  14. many a true word spoken in jest, i bet im the only member as doesnt make derogatory marks, no brains some folks this world could do we a few more folks like me, eh innit ta ta fer now , whos that knocking at my door
  15. i mean, suppose im innocently walking home, wi 6 penneth o chips, and a portion of sloppits, and get copt in a ruck, they cant put me away fer that
  16. i thought the jails were already full, i saw a post from charts yesterday his friends were on there way home or summat and they were caught up in a ruck, innocent yes what about folks like that, im gerrin titsed off with this lot i am, i gonna have a word we esther ranzem, put me forward fer a prime candidate
  17. Just started,3 men with with new replacement penisis, one with a penis hanging from his arm, I'm just about to make a sausage butty
  18. Sometimes it's cheers, next min it's cheets, I dunno wether I'm coming or going lol
  19. They aren't like you and I, brains up top, there brains are in the todgers lol
  20. We don't want em here, eh, the buggers are already here, it's to late i tells ya, once ensconced out comes there todgers and mount out as moves, more of the buggers
  21. summat else ive just remembered, cos i can put president biden to shame, the DWP have informed me theres another benefit im entitled tp eh bring it on i say
  22. hello again, i cant fault any governments, ive had words with DWP im still to get my £300 cold weather payement , im in cahoots with our very own Dianne abbot , she says not to worry,
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