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iworkwhippets

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  1. im nearly passing out with hunger looking at your grub, Arry my son, does thow fancy a lodger, if not, what about our Stavross, im no trouble,, lol
  2. Keep on posting my good man, I'm enjoying your posts
  3. Getting on fer 73 thousand members and not a soul on line,,, I've just got in having been playing cards we a few folks, I'm glad to say I won a tenner , I'm just about to have a bacon sarnie then get my head down. ,ta ta fer now chaps
  4. Do you honestly think he gives a monkies what anyone thinks, eh, hes made prime minister, hes set up fer life, if hes kicked out tomorrow, he will get thousands what we his pension, and perks, liz truss in fer just weeks, thousands upon thousands wi perks, good luck to em i say, the bigger the hypocrite, eh
  5. Shall you breast feed the little bugger,, the world has gone completely mad, I remember the days, you had an ingrowing toenail, there was an ambulance knocking on your , door, now it's make your own way there, ambulances all busy, same we a dentist, ring em up, toothache out it comes, same day, I'm.suffering with a toothache at the moment, it's been nagging me fer ages, can I get a dentist, not in my area i can't, so each day i set myself a time, lie down and loosen the bugger wi pliers , I'm getting there , broken Britain [BANNED TEXT] a fekin state it's in, and karmer saying things are o
  6. dont all rush at once we answer, eh, ya miserable gits, ive googled it MAROON 5 , im just about to cut the rug
  7. Rolling stones, queen, pet shop boys, that's what ya call music, by the way mentlegen, who sang ,, moves like jagger
  8. To right pal, I make better music on the back of my hand Sunday morning in the bath
  9. Gallagher's, pair of arrogant buggers, load of shite music, gimme George Formby on his little uke anyday. Chinese laundry blues, dunna waste ya money lads, f**k look at the time, im locked out
  10. Tha what, so you openly admit producing rubber dolls fekin pervert
  11. lets not wish them a safe return to there families eh, its i wonder what they will be getting up to with days to live, ya sick prat
  12. That's what I like, a comedian,so how do you propose to do that then, sat on a dog forum most of the day, eh, then behind ya nets like most Brits, there's your answer British, it's what we do,.hoping things will go away, it's to late Len my son, much to late, it's the future generation I feel sorry for, hang out heads in shame I say
  13. i say chaps, a known terrorist could be walking our streets, what shall we do, we cant be sitting on his shoulders 24 7, we let em in
  14. hes walking about, what can the authorities do, im on yellow card day release, im walking about, what can the authorities do
  15. Now then, ive just been out my front door and theres this spider clinging to the wall, now im a slightly built chap, and bit of a wimp, but that spider is huge, its practically got a bigger back on it than me, i prodded it we a stick, but it reared up as if to pounce what action should i take
  16. Officials at downing street are pondering how to announce Larry's death when the time comes, now theres a good topic for you to ponder on, as fer me, I'm pondering wether to have bacon, or sausages fer breakfast, I've pondered I will have both. Ta ta fer now peeps
  17. Hello there rubber doll manufacturer may I remind you, that this topic is about peeps being stabbed, please respect the topic, now then greb , pleb , who cares who he is, he is Kwite ritely pointing out using the queen's inglish , the administrator has given you chaps, somewhere to hare your views please turn on your speling i thank u
  18. its the living i feel sorry for, ive not long been back from the hospital, this chap alan in the waiting room, i often see him there half his scalp missing, its all over with for the dead, god rest there souls eh
  19. Good morning chaps n chapesses, well then i receieved a phone call this morning from colchester hospital, i have been waiting for an appointment, but theres been a cancellation, and would i be able to attend tomorrow morning at 10 30, its to discuss my mediastinoscopy results,now then one member of here asked me if there areany illegals working there, just forget who it was , so for you, i will enquire, personally i couldnt give a toss missen ,
  20. you need a stirrup pump to inflate the buggers, not that i would no, lol
  21. i bet he is, tell ya weer he get his rubber from shall i, them dinghys [BANNED TEXT] those foreigners come over in, he welcomes the buggers in, and gets stuck in making not just a rubber doll, but a durable bugger, one you can punce fek out of then get stuck in , eh no wondr hes rollimg in it . innit
  22. ommited to mention is the correct term
  23. 81 pages of pussy cats, and not 1 verification, theres more rage teethmarks on my keyboard on reading over n over again about cats, than in ethels bum cheeks
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