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iworkwhippets

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  1. Here I am on this sunny afternoon clear blue sky, sat in the garden wi just my shorts on folks passing by saying hello, mostly foreigners, no ang on its me that's the foreigner innit , well so be it, nowt I can do about that, I shall be going indoors shortly, flying ants , swarming with the buggers , ta ta fer now
  2. Hello, I will take that as a no then our Arry, no bother cos I've just remembered I'm all electric , I thank.you
  3. Will it effect my gas supply arry, cos I'm about to do breakfast, I thank you
  4. Direct cremations, £895, I'm fully paid up at a decent price, leaves me we a few bob to spend when I've gone, eh, I'm not daft
  5. Just having a brew afore I get my head down, so I'm watching trumps interview , clever we his gob he is, reminds me of DAMP PATCH, lol lol.
  6. try BANGERSANMASH , hes has some quality birds hope ive helped
  7. Nowt do with manager, it's the overated overpaid, pass the ball back t keeper, players need replacing , f****n useless, load of Harry go to sleep on the pitch maquires , no flair, look at that Spanish player.him we a Gloucester canary on his head nico williams, eh full of life n flair, as fer tuchel.being manager hes ya man but he's german. Innee eh
  8. Sammy allardice, supped in same boozer as me back in Bolton, arragant fucket
  9. f**k me, i.hope I dunna end up like that I've just had a walk down the shop fer some milk, I forgot it's Sunday, they shut early
  10. Well I've just this min walked through the door, I opened it first I've.bin t pib watch the match, wi some of the lads, I expected it, we've lost, cudv of dun we a win bring some cheer t country, I'm.readtv ferv my pit now, I'm on the couch, I can't get up so bugger it I'm.all in si thi
  11. Well done that man, Carlos Alcaraz
  12. Tell ya summat else to , it won't be long afore our very own, Dianne abbot will be showing her face alongside starmer, once hers found a matching pair of shoes
  13. Dockle farmhouse, weatherspoons pub, closes after rodent runs inside, , swindon
  14. terrible thing is dementia, im just glad at my age of 80 years , im not afflicted we it, and my posts on this forum, reflect my sanity, I THANK YOU
  15. Well he's a year ahead of me, but unlike him, I've still got it up top, I'm sure you good mentlegen would tell me if I was going doolally, right , been a busy day fer me, and I'm all in , so I'm just about to get on bed, I dunno who's bed it is, cos I've been out for a couple of hrs but f**k it I'm getting in it
  16. Gakpo will sort England out, as fer me, I have a choice viewing on record , Call the midwife, or miss Marple
  17. A book written by , Diane Abbott, I ordered this book couple of weeks back, nowt on Tele so I'm getting stuck in along we a mug of Horlicks , by Eck some woman she is I will keep you updated ,
  18. Hey up, you must mean bit tapped sticking that crap into ya bodies, have u nowt better to do with ya money, how's about bungin some cash over to those poor kiddies avin to walk miles we a clapped out bucket fer water, or those kiddies wi cleft palate and lips, I've sent loads of cash over to em , I've got my priorities right , lm.not daft
  19. ive made some cracking friends here, one especially . Arthur a keep fanatic, cyclist mad, many a time hes knocked on my door n motivated me get off my arse and go fer a walk we him., he was killed yesterday out on his dawes bike, in colchester, fuk me lads its done my head in, whatever next
  20. Look lads, if it means keeping ya job, bringing a wage in every week, then you should be willing to grovel . Now I've not long been out my pit and I'm hungry, I can't decide whether to have bacon or sausages, so bugger it I will have both eh , ta ta fer now
  21. I was in that position many moons ago, I turned up late fer work due to a traffic accident, but the gaffer gave me a reet telling off, saying I should have set out fer work earlier, he said don't let it happen again, threating me with the boot ,so I carried on found another job, went into work and told the gaffer ,go f**k mop, that way i still provided wages coming in i had a wife n two kids
  22. If all goes well with my health, come October I shall be leaving these shores, I'm ashamed to call missen British,
  23. sounds awreet to me this thailand nice weather turqoise seas fer me to paddle in, and i have a life savings of £900 n 79 pence in the bank, my weekly pension of £180 , what ya think lads shall i stay where i am and phuket
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