iworkwhippets
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ya cant win bangers my old stockin, ive just bin outside to the ice cream van fer a 99er, i had to make hand gestures to what i wanted, he offered me a slush puppy, i come inside and got mi prayer mat out
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paul, a nice owd chap whom ive made friends with, hes had it rough in life, operations , hes a dent in his head you could fit ya fist in, and he struggles we every day life, i call on him every morning just to see if hes oh, i went round this morning and asked him if he needed owt, his reply, ive no bread, to hot out there for him go shop, even though its a stones throw away, so i went and got him a loaf, every night without fail, he knocks on my door and asks if i want owt, hes done that for me fer over 3 years now, theres nowt he can offer me, im quite capable of looking after missen at t
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, ive made missen a curry fer lunch, ive just tasted it, fek me, talk about hot, ive overdone it wi spices its drawn the shirt up my back
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WE. Have happened to this country, not what, owd Enoch warned us, but we decided to hide behind the nets, eh innit
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Haven't a no bloody clue my son, but I move better in my sleep, well what a fun evening we all had,.got home about 3 am, cos some of us had a game of cards afterwards , I've just had a bacon roll, and now I'm getting my head down fer a few hrs , si thi later eh
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For thinking, down below fer dancing, well ive been asked if i fancy a spot of line dancing tonight, about 8 ish, oh awreet then count me in, ive done it afore, so i will be with you,, eh, boy can i just cut the rug
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We can't have that now can we eh, to.many.members have built there lives around this forum,
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I'm the same Daniel there's luvli , a couple of weeks ago, I was in my garden, I clocked this bloke in his garden , we stared one another out, it was like a scene from high noon, , could sense summat was going down, he made his way over to me, not wanting to do him a mischief, I went indoors and locked missen in. I avoid him at all costs now
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Hello , I'm surprised greyman, hasn't offered to house a family on his boat , with em.coming over on a dinghy, I'm.sure they would feel at home
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By Eck, there's some miserable gits on this forum, now look, I may be an owd lad, but I still retain my pride, all my clobber is designer label, nowt but the best fer me. Aldi
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Rip his left leg off and daub his face wi soppy end
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Gotta get the money to.pay for the doctors increase in pay, and for the new housing project, yes I will get it cos I'm I receipt of pension credit, couldn't give a f**k either way, I've worked and worked hard, most of my life for my pension, the only time I claimed out, was when I looked after my lady with her illness, I'm comfortable, I have life savings if I need out , if I rember last year, there was warm centres opened so folks could pop in and escape from the cold for a while, affordable housing indeed pull tuther one, gotta house these immigrants eh. Keith
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No immigration , no kebabs
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How's about Andy MacDonald aged 51, giving it some wellie on his skateboard, if he can manage it, the I'm gonna give it a bash, I've ordered missen one top of the range,8 wheeler, just the job do my shopping on
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rigormortice already setting in chaps, any donations thankfully appreciated, i will put my bank details up shortly, i thank you
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go to the top of the class charts, for this is the second time only you have read me right, your cheque is in the post, i dont believe the gullability of some folks ive lost the plot indeed, by the way, whos keith ta ta fer now,
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hello its only meeee, is there anyone on board this forum thats willing to give me a visit do me some housework, must bring there own cleaning tackle, i will of course bung you a few bob once i get my cold weather payment . lol thank you
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I've just had a thought chaps, if folks with my brains, compassion, we would.be the envy of the world, me as prime minister, eh, I would rule we an iron fist, hitlers nowt on me, dole wallahs lined up.n.shot , I'm.gonna drop ianb a line ask him if he needs a mod , I've come over all powerful
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Can't do without foreigners coming , I tell thee why once again, starting with the windrush lot, the government brought em here to do the jobs bone idle brits wouldnt do, still the same today, send em all back britain would come to a standstill, innit eh
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ive had one of them, im ok now though, im on a yellow day release card, it runs out shortly
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ewwwww, no thanks, just the thought has put me off my bengers
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oh i say sir, bell end, thats a tad crude, hows about , scrote sack
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ive known fer some considerable time theres on;y me wi brains on here,, ONLINE SHOPPING , ya dozy twonks
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many a true word spoken in jest, i bet im the only member as doesnt make derogatory marks, no brains some folks this world could do we a few more folks like me, eh innit ta ta fer now , whos that knocking at my door
