Well chaps, I've not long been back from a day at the seaside, snorted some fresh sea air, followed by a good dip in the briny, Well what makes us British, I ll tell thee what most British excell at, and that's claiming this benefit, that benefit, dole wallahs, sick note Brits,no wonder all these foreigners are flooding our shores, , it's to do the jobs, dole wallahs won't do , innit eh