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iworkwhippets

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  1. Gallagher's, pair of arrogant buggers, load of shite music, gimme George Formby on his little uke anyday. Chinese laundry blues, dunna waste ya money lads, f**k look at the time, im locked out
  2. Tha what, so you openly admit producing rubber dolls fekin pervert
  3. lets not wish them a safe return to there families eh, its i wonder what they will be getting up to with days to live, ya sick prat
  4. That's what I like, a comedian,so how do you propose to do that then, sat on a dog forum most of the day, eh, then behind ya nets like most Brits, there's your answer British, it's what we do,.hoping things will go away, it's to late Len my son, much to late, it's the future generation I feel sorry for, hang out heads in shame I say
  5. i say chaps, a known terrorist could be walking our streets, what shall we do, we cant be sitting on his shoulders 24 7, we let em in
  6. hes walking about, what can the authorities do, im on yellow card day release, im walking about, what can the authorities do
  7. Now then, ive just been out my front door and theres this spider clinging to the wall, now im a slightly built chap, and bit of a wimp, but that spider is huge, its practically got a bigger back on it than me, i prodded it we a stick, but it reared up as if to pounce what action should i take
  8. Officials at downing street are pondering how to announce Larry's death when the time comes, now theres a good topic for you to ponder on, as fer me, I'm pondering wether to have bacon, or sausages fer breakfast, I've pondered I will have both. Ta ta fer now peeps
  9. Hello there rubber doll manufacturer may I remind you, that this topic is about peeps being stabbed, please respect the topic, now then greb , pleb , who cares who he is, he is Kwite ritely pointing out using the queen's inglish , the administrator has given you chaps, somewhere to hare your views please turn on your speling i thank u
  10. its the living i feel sorry for, ive not long been back from the hospital, this chap alan in the waiting room, i often see him there half his scalp missing, its all over with for the dead, god rest there souls eh
  11. Good morning chaps n chapesses, well then i receieved a phone call this morning from colchester hospital, i have been waiting for an appointment, but theres been a cancellation, and would i be able to attend tomorrow morning at 10 30, its to discuss my mediastinoscopy results,now then one member of here asked me if there areany illegals working there, just forget who it was , so for you, i will enquire, personally i couldnt give a toss missen ,
  12. you need a stirrup pump to inflate the buggers, not that i would no, lol
  13. i bet he is, tell ya weer he get his rubber from shall i, them dinghys [BANNED TEXT] those foreigners come over in, he welcomes the buggers in, and gets stuck in making not just a rubber doll, but a durable bugger, one you can punce fek out of then get stuck in , eh no wondr hes rollimg in it . innit
  14. ommited to mention is the correct term
  15. 81 pages of pussy cats, and not 1 verification, theres more rage teethmarks on my keyboard on reading over n over again about cats, than in ethels bum cheeks
  16. ive said this before, havent i, yes you have keith, i was sane till i joined this forum, we have alien topics, f****n cream cake topics, how many ginsters can tomo shift, rubber doll manufactures, mc hulls on clopydogrel, tin pot soldiers moaning, i could go on n on, is there only me that brings sense to this place or [BANNED TEXT], compus mentos oozing out of every orrifice in my octo generian body
  17. well said our arry, from morning till noon, 8 days a week nowt but fekin non existant bloomin cats, im seriosly thinking of admitting misen into a mental institution, no [BANNED TEXT] i mean awway
  18. and, not forgetting a herd of tibetan yaks in burslem,, fekin stroll on
  19. Now then, I've mentioned afore on this very forum that some dark being whisks me away some nights in my sleep, it still occurs, but I don't talk about it, I don't want you lot thinking I'm a bit tapped, a week ago to the day, as usual I got my head down about 11 ish, the next morning I awoke in a terrible state, dishevelled n spent, eh, wotya make of that folks
  20. Ya cant beat em , so join em i say I bowt a prayer mat from Poundland tuther week only cost me a fiver , im all there weer money is concerned, im just about to give it some humpy
  21. can some kind soul, please tell me what station and time TOPCAT is on please, then i can inform keepdiggin i thank you
  22. Hey up thee, long time no see, I believe you've gone into rubber dolls big time, keeeeep pumpinnn
  23. Good morning to you sir, now then, can you recommend some form of exercise for me please, I'm seizing up here, the only form of exercise I'm doing at the moment, is getting out my pit, I have to rock to n forth several times to eventually end up in a heap side of my pit, then into the kitchen to lift a heavy frying pan, , i thank you for any advice given
  24. Someone once told me, you go into Broomfield your lucky to come out lol . Bollocks to it , or should I say bollock to it
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